The story

The First Day

It's the next morning and I get dressed and everything. I get to school and I see all these musty, crusty and untrusty kids walking in. So I join them. I see Paris. Hey Perry I say. She hates when I call her that but I don't care because it be funny. She turns around and walks away. DANG IT'S LIKE THAT, WOWW! I yell down the hallway laughing and people looking at me crazy. But I ain't worried about them because they ain't looking better then me ha ha. Then I see this one boy walk past and I started running down the hall. I thought he was a monster or something. Then I fell that was so embarrassing but I was still looking good though. Ok but now I need to get it together I can't be out here falling like this. Especially cause my bae Jay is coming this way. Hey bae says Jay.  Hey I say as I give him a big hug and kiss. U seen anyone yet? He ask. Yeah Paris but she walked away from me. He starts dying laughing. Boy it was not even that funny. But then he makes me start to laugh I don't know how that happens but it always work like that. Then we hear someone yelling and it's coming our way. AYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEE  BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY I'M FINNA RAP BECAUSE I HATE THIS CRAP. HEY LITTLE MA' LET TAP THAT. NO YOU CAN'T SNAP THAT. BC I'M A J AND ALL I DO IS PLAY. The principal comes and tells him to stop. ALRIGHT YALL HAVE A NICE DAY BYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEE UGLY AH BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. This school is slow. Then Brooklyn comes over by us and it look like she has some tea to spill. Guess what? What me and Jay say at the same time. So I saw this fine boy and you know homecoming is coming up and I heard he wants to ask me there. Okkkk I say. Aw what's his name I might know him Jay says. Demari. Aw Yeah he we got P. E. together I can find out something for you. Thank you she says all happy. You must really like him you never this happy until you have lunch I say. We all bust out laughing as the bell rings. I give Brooklyn a hug and say bye then Jay walks me to class. Bye I say as I give him a hug before I head into class. ASIA!!!  I scream running towards her. LA!!! she screams running towards me with the same excitement. Hey girl I say as we meet up and hug. Hey boo she says. I haven't talked to you all weekend. I know I've been busy. Mmmh I say as we laugh. We sit by each other and catch up a little then the teacher walks in. Alright everyone have a seat. Me and Asia try to hold our laughs in. Then that one boy from the hallway says Boyyyyy look at your head. And me and Asia start dying laughing. Aye you three get out my class he says. Dang how we get kicked out the first day I say as we still laughing down the hallway. His ugly ah can't say nothing the boy says. Why not Asia says still laughing. BECAUSE MY NAME IS PHILL AND I'M A BIG DEAL NO I DO NOT STEAL ONLY IF YOUR GIRL IS A FULL COURSE MEAL he starts rapping. Me and Asia start laughing and crying at they same time then the principal comes and says alright all of you in my office. Asia does not like the principal for some reason she says that she be mean mugging her. Asia smacks her lips as the principal walks away. I ain't finna go there. So we start walking to the gym where Jay's at. Phill is still rapping making us laugh until our side hurts from laughing.