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(Fûck you......the spelling mistakes are on purpose cause I'm awesome like dat)

Luna sighs as she drags the man baby around, Alex starting to get on the last nerve of the girl, he started singing off key just to annoy his 'captor' as he liked to call it, and started to waddle because he was bored. Most people that Luna met were grown up and mature, this guy just embarrassed her.

"ALEX GET YOUR ASS UP." She yells as the man fell limp on the ground "but I don't want to...I'm sleepy can't you see? Maybe you should just leave me..." he says dramatically, Luna takes a deep breath "if you don't get up I will carry you. I might break your back to." She threatens lightly, Alex knew he shouldn't test her, but did anyway "nnnaahhhhhhhh, look at how small you are compared to me you couldn't do it-FUcK" he yelps as now he was in the arms off Luna "god what do they feed you here fat ass," she rolls her eyes at the offended look on Alex's face, she walks around getting weird looks from people.

Alex squirms in her arms "hheeyyyyyyyy, ummmm couldyouletmedownnowpleasepeoplearelookinganditkindaruinsmyreputationyouknowsocouldyoupleaseletmedownillbegoodiswear-" Luna laughs "aawweeeee? Ruins your reputation? Does that embarrass you?" She hums a smirk dancing on her lips, Alex nods "yes it does-you wouldn't fûcking dare." He gasps struggling out of her arms, she laughs holding him tightly, "keep moving and I swear I'll tell everyone here your my bitch." She whispers and continues to walk looking for nightmare, Alex pouts "fine." He crosses his arms, staying quite.

Luna eventually gives up on her search for nightmare "whatever she can find her way back to the ship." She growls and goes to get out of the secret Grounds, she looks down at the man she was carrying and snorts, Alex had fallen asleep as he got bored of the search rather quickly, she grins walking out into the forest feeling relaxed by the dark, quite setting, that was before she tripped on a log and rolls down a small hill of course this woke up Alex "FfUuuUuuUCcCk" both of them yell as they rolled, when it stopped getting into flat ground they ended up in a awkward position, "well I say Luna this is awfully inappropriate of you, but I guess for a man of my looks it's only understandable" he teases as he pulls sticks and leafs out of her hair, "wah...?..nnnnhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my head...". She whines not noticing her head resting on the manz chest her body in between his legs. "I think..I hit a rock...." she mutters rubbing her head,

Alex nods "probably did but you'll be fine," he hums no more twigs or leafs in her hair, he runs his fingers through his hair fishing out any thing in his hair "who knew the captain was such a clumsy girl," he laughs, Luna shakes her head "I am not! I don't even know how I trip-..." she notices the position turning into a tomato, "wow you changed into a cherry captain Luna." He hums sarcastically. Luna whines and pushes his face away "shud up!" She stands quickly before groaning and rubbing her head "owwwwwww son of a bitch!" She grunts her head feeling stuffy with an occasional stabbing pain, Alex chuckles and stands with her checking her head for any cuts or bumps, she looked fine at the moment but he was gunna check later to, he sighs and picks her up making her squeak "dude what the hell!" She struggles before stopping and holding her head, "oh hush it's obvious you wouldn't do much with your head hurting" he walks through the trail and into a familiar alleyway, "mhm, they should be waiting by the main dock right now," she says quietly as she rested her head on his chest wanting to fall asleep, Alex laughs "ok Luna." She falls asleep quickly as Alex walks to the main dock, he gets there but waits as he really didn't know what to do, till he heard a two voices yell the same words at the same time

"WHAT THE FÛCK ARE YOU DOING WITH HER!?" He turns at the screeches seeing a boy looking a little younger than him being followed by a young girl and nightmare stalking towards him with a dark look "ooooooookkkkk shîtttttttt" he groans "I'm gunna fucking die, god save my soul."












(Btw this is what he said-

Could you let me down now please people are looking and it kinda ruins my reputation you know so could you please let me down I ll be good i swear)

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