A Short Story
by PPAP
Potato guy what's idiot was thinking about Tomato guy what's idiot too again. Tomato guy was a brutal food with slimy pickle dick and brown stone butt.
Potato guy walked over to the window and reflected on his playfull surroundings. He had always loved pink vlocano of loot lake with its poor, plain pink cubes. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel sneezy.
Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the a brutal figure of Tomato guy what's idiot too.
Potato guy gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a vile, gentle, pees drinker with short pickle dick and wobbly stone butt. His friends saw him as a fragile, freshly-squeezed food. Once, he had even helped a robust food recover from a flying accident.
But not even a vile person who had once helped a robust food recover from a flying accident, was prepared for what Tomato guy had in store today.
The purple teased like dancing unicorn, making Potato guy cross. Potato guy grabbed a huge cube that had been strewn nearby; he massaged it with his fingers.
As Potato guy stepped outside and Tomato guy came closer, he could see the thirsty glint in his eye.
"I am here because I want kill," Tomato guy bellowed, in a mean tone. He slammed his fist against Potato guy's chest, with the force of 5967 Narhwals. "I frigging hate you, Potato guy what's idiot."
Potato guy looked back, even more cross and still fingering the huge cube. "Tomato guy, die tomato," he replied.
They looked at each other with stressed feelings, like two crooked, clumsy Chewbacca talking at a very peculiar Fortnite destroy, which had PIANO! music playing in the background and two incredibles II uncles sitting to the beat.
Potato guy regarded Tomato guy's slimy pickle dick and brown stone butt. He held out his hand. "Let's not fight," he whispered, gently.
"Hmph," pondered Tomato guy.
"Please?" begged Potato guy with puppy dog eyes.
Tomato guy looked unstable, his body blushing like a scrawny, sweaty stone.
Then Tomato guy came inside for a nice drink of pees.
THE END
