Frank Becomes a Getaway Driver

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Paddy's Pub - 3:00 PM

Dennis was seen behind the counter, wiping it down while Frank was sitting at one of the tables. This continued for a few minutes in complete silence until...

Frank: Why are you doing this?

Dennis: Doing what? Wiping down the counter?

Frank: Yeah. You look like a douche.

Dennis: Trying to keep a sanitary bar doesn't make me a douche Oumdammi- nevermind. Where the hell is Charlie? Shouldn't he be doing this shit?

The door opened just as he said this, which made Dennis believe it was the rest of the gang. However, he was let down when he saw Roman and his small assistant.

Frank: Oh, it's the ginger.

Roman scowled at Frank.

Roman: Listen, old man, you're lucky I don't pop a cap in your head!

Frank: You wanna go, bitch?

Frank pulled out his revolver which caused Roman to arm himself with his cane.

Dennis: Hey, hey, hey! Pipe down, Frank. Anyways wh-

Mac walked into the ball.

Mac: Yo, what's up bitches?

Mac sees Roman and points at him.

Mac: What's the ginger doing here?

Roman narrowed his eyes and pinched the bridge of his nose in frustration.

Roman: Look, lemme just cut to the chase so I don't have to spend anymore time in this place with you people. I'm here because I need a getaway driver.

His request was followed by a few moments of silence, before the oldest in the bar spoke up.

Frank: I call it!

The Next Day

Inside Paddy's Pub, the whole gang is there staring at a dressed up Frank who is preparing for his first day as Roman's getaway driver.

Charlie: Wait backup, so you get to drive him around while he does, like, heists and shit?

Frank: Yeah.

Hearing this, Mac and Charlie let out excited sounds as they exchanged high fives.

Mac: Bro. Bad. Ass! Badass!

Charlie: Yeah, that's so badass!

Dennis: It's not that badass.

Charlie: What? It's totally badass!

Dennis: No it's not, Charlie! It's just not.

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⏰ Last updated: Dec 19, 2023 ⏰

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