"NO TONY THAT'S NOT TRUE! BRUCE BACK US UP HERE!" Shuri shouted, struggling to sit straight. Y/N held her up, trying to calm her. The Avengers and Co. were watching Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back- or at least they were trying to. Shuri and Y/N were fighting with Tony about how the Force works.
"I HAVE A HIGHER IQ THAN YOU!!!"
"NU-UH"
"TONY STOP ACTING LIKE A BABY!"
"YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A BABY"
"OHMAGAWD BEST COMEBACK OF THE YEAR"
"I'M SORRY I DON'T SPEND MY DAYS USELESSLY WATCHING TV!"
"Tony, Y/N, Shuri, calm down." Bucky tried to say.
"I WILL NEVER" Y/N replied, getting up and starting to physically attack Tony.
"Whoa there, doll! Chill out!" Bucky said, surprised. He tried to restrain you but failed, and you both fell on top of each other.
"NO I MUST GO ATTACK TONY!" Y/N said, struggling to stand up.
"Blackbird singing in the dead of night. Take these broken wings and learn to fly. All your life."
"You were only waiting for this moment to arise." You finished, smiling at Bucky. Blackbird always calmed you down, no matter how angry you were.
"BUDDY YOU'RE A BOY MAKE A BIG NOISE PLAYING IN THE STREET GUNNA BE A BIG MAN SOME DAY" Tony screamed, trying to annoy you yet again.
"MAMA, JUST KILLED A MAN! PUT A GUN AGAINST HIS HEAD! PULLED MY TRIGGER NOW HE'S DEAD" Y/N and Bucky screamed back.
In less than 1.10 seconds (google's average search time, said Shuri), the whole team starting screaming 1970s music.
"IT'S BEEN NO BED OF ROSES"
"ELEANOR RIGBY, PICKS UP THE RICE"
"DON'T STOP ME NOW"
"INSIDE MY HEART IS BREAKING"
"YOU SAY GOODBYE I SAY HELLO HELLO HELLO"
You and Bucky start to dance, and everyone claps and sings. It was great. Until Y/N saw Luke fighting Vader.
"EVERYONE SHUT UP!" Y/N said, scooping up a blanket, popcorn, and Bucky. The both of you sat right in front of the TV, watching with such intensity it might kill Thanos.
Tony started humming, and Bucky punched him in the gut without even taking his eyes off the TV. Shuri silently laughed and sat besides you, also shoving popcorn into her face. Friday nights were the best.
OHMYGOD THAT WAS SO BAD
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Alright gotta go study!
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Bucky Barnes x Reader ONESHOTS
FanfictionYour boyfriend is Bucky Barnes. Your best friends are Shuri, Wanda, and Nat. You're living your life as an Avenger. What else do you want? These are the one shots you're looking for. (SW reference lol)
