Based on my real-life addiction. Also fun fact: I thought of this while eating probably my 4th cup of ice today.
Trigger Warnings: yelling, swearing but no real meaning and it's mainly fluff.
No One's p.o.v
It was a habbit Dipper had. He picked up when everyone told him to stop chewing on his pens
Crunch!
Oh boy this was so much worse.
Crunch!
Bill has tried his best to ignore it, but this was Dipper's 6th cup of the day. 6th! At this point, it's not just annoying, but an addiction. Bill was just a little concerned, not just for Dipper's poor teeth, but for his own ears!
Crunch!
'Dipper I love you, but if you keep going I'm gonna-'
Crunch!
THAT'S IT!
"DIPPER CAN YOU NOT JUST FOR LIKE ONE SECOND!?" Bill stood from his seat and Dipper jumped up in surprise.
"What the hell, Bill?! You scared the shit out of me!" Dipler exclaimed loudly.
"Stop. Chewing. Your. Ice. So. Fucking. Loud." Bill breathed slowly. At first, Dipper and no idea what his boyfriend was talking about. Then he did.
"Ooohhhh..." Dipper slowly nodded in realization, cheeks turning a dusty pink.
"Yeah 'ooohhhh'! It's been annoying the shit out of everyone! Like, can you stop?!"
"Hey, it's not my fault! You guys told me to stop chewing on my pens; and I did." Dipper smirked triumphantly.
"Ok. You know what, you cheeky shit?" Bill took off with Dipper's cup into the kitchen, Dipper chasing after him.
"Babe, that's MY ice! I need it!" Dipper whined, reaching for said cup being held above his head.
"Oh, no you don't!" Bill playfully pushed him back and set the cup on the counter
"From now on, you are going cold turkey. No more ice." Bill smirked as if he thought of something brilliant.
Noticing this, Dipper eyed the blonde to figure out what he was talking about that made him so proud. Then he figured it out: Grunkle Stan had set a turkey on the counter for it to thaw for dinner... And his ice was sitting on top of it.
"... I hate you... So much.." Dipper groaned loudly
"Shush, I'm saving you so many brain freezes," Bill started dragging Dipper back to their room. Then quietly mumbled "and everyone else's sainity.." Earning him an elbow to the stomach.
"You know you love me," Bill smiled.
"Yeah whatever."
