yall
i dont know shit about math
i feel D e a d
but i have found a tumblr has lemon grab posts so thats whats keeping me sane
but someone (namely the person sitting next to me in math)
fuckin told the teachers i was on other websites and i got in trouble so yea
my sanity is slowly decreasing so thats fun
the only good thing that happened all month is my science teacher got pet rats
and theyre so cute and i love them (im an animal lover if you couldnt tell)
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Lemon Grab Sentence Starters
"This castle is in unacceptable condition"
"You really smell like dog buns"
"Put you in my oven!"
"It's gross!"
"Yes of course, just a harmless prank... for laughs"
"Common let's move it"
"Brother stop that!"
"We hate you"
"Only one!"
"Awake! Avast, hold tight your buns if buns you do hold dear!"
"I am reading the wall, they are wall words"
"I no longer need this map, I have unfailable recall"
"This is wrong! The map lied to me! It doesn't want me to find the exit!"
" ____ how do you taste?"
"Mild or spicy!!"
"Make them fast servile"
"I am sorry"
"Make pies slave"
"My vital juices!"
"The hidden door!"
"My vital essence, depleted"
"That'll do slave"
"What is that?"
"You must head my instructions"
"I am not grease"
"I am next in line to the throne"
"If anyone needs me I'll be taking a nap"
"Clean this place up or dungeon"
*Screams*
"I will determine what is early and what is late"
"I don't know where food comes from"
"That is why I am royal and you are servile"
"Stop screaming! Why are you screaming?!"
"Me too. I'm exited too"
"Who's this rigamarole?"
"Pardons for all!"
"It's all your fault!"
"We warned you! We warned you about us!"
"Eat on it!"
"You've enjoyed sitting on your chair?"
"What would you like to do now?"
"No he wants to dance!"
"Dearest brother I really think ____ would rather go to bed!"
"I'll fetch our son a sleeping bonnet.... beautiful"
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ill just leave this here
goodbye tiny walnuts
~ borker
