Time Slip (Xiaolin Showdown Fanfic - Original Version)

Spicer is the Most Annoying

Chase was enjoying a quiet period of time at his citadel. There was no Wuya there to cause him strife from having to listen to her grumble about her clothes instead of doing something useful, like cleaning… though he preferred the layers of dirt all over the place, so there really was no useful thing for him to be doing at the time.

The witch was out looking for more Shen Gong Wu, something that Chase cared little about, unless the Shen Gong Wu was useful to him. He had always preferred to fight without the Wu and couldn't understand why the battle over them was so important, other then the fact that they could give added skills to certain people.

"Hello!" Came a suddenly over cheerful comment from behind his thrown, causing Chase to look to his left to where Jack Spicer was standing, grinning at him.

"Might I ask what you are doing here and how come my cats didn't mangle you?" Chase said.

"Well… I brought them tuna," Jack said, causing Chase to look away in annoyance. When the boy was smart, it was typically to do something as dumb as that… to feed wild cats to sneak in where he wasn't wanted.

"Then let me ask this, what do you want?" Chase asked this time.

"Well… Wuya has kind of taken over my evil layer, so I need a place to set up my computer and your place seemed like the best place," Jack said, still grinning.

"Let me guess… you're going to leave if I say no?" the other male said.

"Uhh… no? Jack Bots! Bring in the computer!" Jack said, causing Chase to become even more miffed with the boy. A bunch of his bots came in through the roof and lowered a computer down and Jack began to tap away at the computer. "See… ahh, Kimiko is having a chat with her friends… hah hah!"

"Can you find anything more immature then to be spying on conversations that have nothing to do with battle plans and deal with more private matters," Chase asked the boy. "What could you find out from the gossip of those who know nothing about the Xiaolin Warriors, other then the one that is one?"

"Ahh… spoil sport… it's for fun… plus, you'll be surprised. I just found out Raimundo is a pervert, Omi is a Quaker and Clay has no respect for females," Jack commented. "And I am juvenile delinquent loser! Awesome! Kimiko likes me!"

"What?" Chase said, not wanting to hear where this was going.

"Well… an evil lord has to have a queen by his side, no… and she is a hundred times more pretty then Wuya, your queen," Jack said, his eyes getting big.

"Uhh huh… it's prettier Spicer, and Wuya is not my queen… she is my servant and she is a pain in the … a pain in the neck," Chase said, holding off on his language. Jack was crazy enough as it was.

"And… uhh… you smelled Kimiko's perfume?" Jack said, his eyes suddenly welling with tears. He stuck his face right into Chase's. "When!"

"When you supposedly defeated me and Hannibal Roy Bean," Chase commented.

"And how come I didn't! I was the victor!" Jack said, not catching the supposedly. He still had tears welling in his eyes. He then stopped and suddenly stuck his nose so it was nearly touching Chase's. "What did it smell like?"

"I am not going to tell you," Chase said. He suddenly had to raise his eyebrows at the boy, who began to throw a tantrum on the floor. "Do I need to get my wild cats to kick you out of here?"

"They can't… there was sleeping powder in the tuna," Jack said, briefly starting his tantrum again then going back to it.

"Lovely…" Chase muttered.

"I bet that Kimiko's perfume smelled real pretty," Jack suddenly said.

This caused Chase to slap his head. "If I tell you, will you go away?"

"You have to say please," Jack commented.

This caused one of Chase's eyes to twitch. He would kick the boys but, but Jack was defiantly not, nor never would be a worthy opponent, so it wasn't worth it. "Would you please go away if I tell you?"

"I might, and that is all I'll promise," Jack said.

Chase let out a groan and relinquished the information. "She smelled like sakura leaves and lavender."

"Oh my! What pretty smells! When we get married, I'm going to get her this long, pink wedding gown and it is going to have these purple petals on it and I am going to go and have it with layers of lace and…" Jack said, continuing on.

At first Chase was wanting to gag and to sneak away to throw up, but then he started laughing at Jack's description. He suddenly fell out of his thrown laughing, as he was starting to picture the Dragon of Fire suddenly being in a romantic situation like that, and with Jack and that sickingly sweet. Jack turned to him. "What ever is so funny?"

"You idiot… can you imagine the Dragon of Fire putting up with all that frilly garbage!" Chase said, unable to control his laughter.

"I don't get what's so funny about that… perhaps I should go with a Goth and Emo wedding," Jack said, frowning at the other person, who found this even funnier. "It really isn't funny. Fine… I'll go talk to Wuya about my marriage plans. She can be my marriage consultant"

This comment made Chase laugh even harder, about having Wuya, of all people for a marriage consult. Jack stormed off in a huff, not realizing that Chase, not to mention Wuya if she found out, would never let his crush on the Dragon of Fire down. And Chase found them as a couple to be completely funny. Chase yelled after him a parting gesture. "You do realize that you'll have to contend with the Dragon of Wind for her?"