Horrid Henry x Rude Ralph - Oneshot SMUT

Horrid Henry x Rude Ralph ONESHOT!

Hahaaaaaa- I'm fucked up OvO'

Never thought I'd end up writing a smut oneshot about a show I watched in Primary school... Welp, I guess after re-watching it again and re-reading a couple of stolen Primary Library books of Horrid Henry I just HAD to write this... OHH BOY-

For those of you who like smut and the ship Henry x Ralph, e-enjoy....

For those who don't, leave... this will be very graphic... If I see a hate comment on this because it's "gay", you can kindly go suck my Disney for all I care. I warned you.

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Ralph felt his heart clench as he watched Margaret make passes at Henry. A few years back when they were still children, Margaret would rather marry a toad than be anywhere near Henry. She absolutely despised him. Now 19, puberty kicked in and she obviously grew into a real hottie. And with that, her interests in love grew. In Henry, specifically. Her fuchsia hair was up in a tight ponytail, a tank top and a miniskirt being her only clothing. Two golden earrings embellished her ears and a green jewel was pierced through her bellybutton. Slutty yet cute. At least she didn't wear her heels this time...

Henry too grew up pretty hot. Yet he stayed the rebellious, Horrid Henry he always was. His messy brown hair made him look absolutely adorable yet badass. He still wore his favorite style sweater with yellow stripes, looking like it hasn't seen the iron in decades. Same for his jeans, to be honest. But of course, his shoes were branded and new... his favorites. Ralph just knew he would be wearing them to the party.

Taking another sip of lemonade, the booming music and the loud chatter of celebrating students became merely background noise as he watched Margaret back Henry up against the wall, leaning in for a kiss. Henry would have never allowed that in his life, but god DAMN that bloke was wasted. Ralph gripped his plastic cup so hard it scrunched up, the drink spraying in all directions. He tossed it aside and stormed over towards the two, pushing past the busy crowd of people on the dancefloor. He grabbed Margaret by the ponytail and yanked I hard, pulling her away from the clueless brunette.

She yelped, gripping the back of her head as she hissed in pain "W-What the hell?!" Ralph ignored her and grabbed Henry by the wrist, pulling him out of the club. "Whaaaaa- Where are we *hic* goiinnn'?" The boy slurred, leaning on his friend. The rude boy sighed and started pulling the boy after him down the streets "Home."

*click* the door opened. Ralph pushed Henry into his house, closing the door behind them as he tossed the keys on the kitchen counter. His parents were out with Henry's and would be home late. They were supposed to get home at 2 am, around the time the party would end. That was the agreement. However, only 11 pm and Ralph was already fed up by the number of girls desperate to wrap their arms around his friend's neck. He dragged

The boy upstairs into his room, pushing him on the bed as he then sat down beside him.

"'m Dizzy!!! Donnn't!" The drunkard groaned, falling back on the soft mattress. Slowly coming back to his senses, he noticed the grumpy look on Ralph's face. "Somethin' the matter, mate?" He reached his hand up and poked him. Ralph stayed silent. He took off his red jacket and sat back down on the bed. A few minutes passed and Henry had already repeated his question 5 times. Ralph turned his head to look at his friend. Messy, cute, and hella seductive. In the laydown position, his shirt was slightly pulled up, showing his gentle stomach. Unlike Ralph, he was never the sporty type.

The boy brought his hand up to Henry's cheek, leaning in quickly as he captured his lips in a deep kiss. Henry made a few loud noises of protest before slowly calming down. This.. actually felt.... Nice.... He clumsily wrapped his arms around the other's neck, lacing his fingers in his dark brown hair. Soon they pulled away for breath, foreheads pressed together, eyes half-lidded. "W-Whyyy" Henry stuttered, looking the other in the eyes. Ralph smirked and ran his thumb over the teen's soft bottom lip, dominance was written all over him as he started undressing him. "All those girls at our school... back in the club.... At the skate park.... They're bullshit. You don't need them. They don't deserve you. I'll prove it to you, Henry. I'll show you I'm best and once I get Margaret out of the way you'll see that I'm the only one you need. That your search for love is over. With all of them out of the way, you'll realize. You'll see how much I love you and then, you'll finally be mine. All mine. You hear that, Henry?"