Chapter One: GONE!

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Beast Boy was in a panic.  He was tearing the Tower apart, trying to find something.

"Ahhhhh!  Nooooooooooooo!" he screamed in horror, running through the living room into the kitchen.  "Gone!  Gone!  Nooooo!"  He began pulling everything out of the cupboards and throwing them over his shoulder, wailing, "Noooooo!  Where are you?"

"Beast Boy, what are you looking for?" asked Robin.  Beast Boy opened the refrigerator and tossed everything out as he said, "Raven!  She's missing!"

"Why would Raven be in the refrigerator?" asked Speedy.  The Titans East were visiting.

"I don't know!" wailed Beast Boy.  He ransacked the freezer, stove, and microwave in a desperate attempt to find Raven, and then raced out of the room, not bothering to put anything back or close anything.

"Why is Beast Boy trying to find Raven?" asked Bumblebee.  Starfire replied, "Friend Beast Boy and Friend Raven are doing the dating."

"What?" said Aqualad in surprise.

"Beast Boy asked Raven out on a date three days ago, and Raven said yes,"  said Cyborg.  "So now they've officially become boyfriend and girlfriend, and Beast Boy's panicking because he can't find his girl."

"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Beast Boy, charging back into the room.  "She's not in the laundry basket!  She's not in the washing machine!  She's not in the drying machine--wait!  Is she in the dishwasher?"  He raced to the dishwasher, checked inside, and bellowed, "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!  She's not in the dishwasher, either!  It's not funny!" he added to the Titans, who were all cracking up.

"Did you check the Kleenex?" Speedy teased him, still chuckling.  Beast Boy rushed to the Kleenex and pulled every last sheet out of the box, earning more laughter from the teams.  "Noooooooo!!!! She's not in the Kleenex!"

"Is she in your shoes?" giggled Bumblebee.  Beast Boy pulled his shoes off and checked inside before wailing, "Nooooooooo!!!!!!!!!  She's not in my sh--hey!  You're messing with me, aren't you?  My poor Rae-Rae is missing!  This isn't time to be teasing me!  We are in the middle of a crisis here, and you're laughing!"

"Beast Boy, you're looking in ridiculous places," laughed Robin.  "And she told you she was going to the mall to buy your birhday presents five minutes ago!"

"Wait... she told me that?" Beast Boy asked in surprise.

"Yeah," said Cyborg.  "You were just too busy staring at her body and daydreaming to pay attention."

"But how will I talk to her now?" wailed Beast Boy.  Starfire asked, "Could you not do the calling of her on your phone of cells?"

Beast Boy brightened at this suggestion.  "I should've thought of that!" he said, pulling out a green cell phone and dialing.

"¿Chico Bestia y Raven tienen teléfonos celulares?" asked Mas.  (Beast Boy and Raven have cell phones?)

"Yeah, I made them some," said Cyborg.  "And I still can't believe Raven hid hers in her leotard.  What girl does that?"

"Almost every girl with a cell phone likes to hide it in her bra," said Bumblebee.  "That way nobody tries to steal it.  We girls hide a lot of stuff there, actually."

"Oh..." said Cyborg.

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