Sister-chan: Mike, you have to spend your next day off watching Fairytail with Jeremy.
Mike: Oh **** you, I had things I wanted to do today but noooo I gotta watch some stupidly named show. How long will it take to do this, Jere?
Jeremy:*? Is ...* I-It has e-eight s-seasons, l-long episodes and a l-lot of t-them...
Mike: YEP THERE GOES MY WHOLE LIFE. At least it's with you, Jere, if it was with Vincent I'd go shove myself in a Freddy suit.
Jeremy:*... becomes ...?**blushes a bit* O-Okay t-then...
~Timeskip 8 hours later~
Mike: Oh my ****ing god yes it's finally over Jere you might as well comd spend the night at my house because I'm fixing to either drink my weight in alcohol or curl up in a pile of Pokèmon and debate rather between this job and this book if it's worth not packing up, getting a new identity and moving to Australia.
Jeremy:*looks concerned* I-I don't t-think either of t-those things a-are good...
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