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; imagine ewan doing a fan call-in thing on bbc radio one where his fans could phone the station and ask a question, and you end up sabotaging it by ringing in and pretending to be a seriously diehard fan, but ewan recognises you straight away.
"the next caller is from scotland like you! introduce yourself caller!" the host says.
ewan waits patiently as you clear your throat and prepare your fake accent, "hi i'm mckayla and i /ADORE YOU/ oh m-"
without hesitation, ewan instantly breaks out into full fits of laughter, and you also begin to laugh yourself as ewan calls you out, "i think you'll find that's not mckayla from scotland, but y/n from y/ht (your hometown)" he comments sarcastically.
