Walmart Jerk

My pringles.

"Serena can you go to Walmart for me and get some oreos, im having my moments!!!!""

my mother yelling at me from the kitchen.

"damn mom why?!" i yelled back groaning

"because you love me duh, and don't curse in my house dammit" she yelled back in a playful voice.

"PLEASE I BEG OF U" her whining was annoying me.

"fine,fine geeze" i slide off the couch in a very extremely lazy manner, beacuse thats who i am a VERY lazy person.

my moms cool if you think about it, I feel like I'm the only adult in this house. Walking extreme ninja all the way to the stairs, looking at my pitbull whos at the top watching my every move. Taking one step forward and back slowly. Don't ask my why i do it, but my dog looks super adorable when shes staring at me like im insane.

"What the fuck are you doing" my older brother Trent said looking at me like some sort of alien.

"NONYA!" I yelled and ran all the way to my room.

I jumped on my bed, but slipped and fell face first on the ground.

"HAHAHA DUMBASS" trent standing at my door laughing at my stupidity.

"Shut up" i told him while rubbing my nose, pouting.

I Walk towards my window to see if my cactus was growing, i had a bunch two years ago. But they drowned and got all mushy. So my parents wouldn't let me get another one. I eventually did tho.

Glancing at my neighbors window, that had been empty for a couple of years now. I glanced down at the driveway noticing a large Move-in truck. And people carrying boxes inside the house. A blonde older lady who looks like shes in her forties but still looking pretty young from afar. She glanced at me and smiled.

I waved and yelled

"HI WELCOME TO THE NIEGHBORHOOD!"

She laughed and waved back.

I closed my window and grab my keys on top of the dresser.

I looked at the mirror, thinking if i should changing or not. But decided not to.

"Ehh who cares, its only walmart" as i glanced down at my pink Dino slippers i got at the zoo last year.

They looked extremely comfy from the distance, so I got it in 4 different colors, trust me it was really necessary.

I thought it felt hot outside so wearing sweats wouldn't be a great idea. Walking to my closet i pulled out my shorts and put them on i slipped my dino slippers back on my feet and went down stairs.

"IM OFF TO WALLYWORLD GUYS" i yelled as i walked approaching
the door.

"Rena, get me snickers and condoms ok" trent screamed from the living room.

"I Dont think they have a microscopic size condoms but ill try." I yelled back laughing as i walked out the door to my Lime green Hyundai genesis. I called her lemon. I saved up a bunch of money to get her, but my parents helped pitched in because i didn't saved up enough.

I adjust the seats, like i always do because im short as hell.

Backing up from the driveway, and blasting my music. I started my journey towards wallyworld.

"I BRING BOOOOTTAYYYY BACKKKK" i yelled at the tops of my lungs singing along to All about the bass. My windows were down so everyone in the parking lot was staring spright at me.

I cut off the engine and walked towards wally aka wallyworld aka walmart. I love walmart as you can tell.

I didnt know if i should grab a cart or basket, or just used my hands. I stood there thinking about the decision like my life depends on it.