Daddy || KTH

TWO

"What the fuck! is this even legal?"

Jimin was sitting on Taehyung's couch laughing his ass off. He fell of the couch onto the floor and continued to clutch his stomach. Jeongguk was creating some type of spell that he called food in the kitchen.

"Serves you right you piece of shit" Jimin sat up with his arm propped against the coffee table wiping the slight tears from his eyes. Taehyung glared at him tossing the series of folded papers on to the table.

Jeongguk came from the kitchen holding what looked like a hot dog. though it looked just like a bun covered in cheese and chili. "Well to be fair the rules and regulations did say that females and males can room together in extreme cases so I guess it's not to much of a surprise." Jeongguk stated while offering some of his food to Jimin who seemed purely disgusted by the contents of the plate.

"Yeah but why me? Every girl in this school is basically stalking me for my attention and I have to be with one as my roommate. Creepy." Taehyung sighed pulling his phone out of his pocket opening Snapchat.

Jimin scoffed and sat on the couch in between the two males. He plucked Taehyungs phone out of his hand before tossing it on the recliner across the room. "Well maybe if you didn't go around playing your sadistic dick games maybe "every" girl wouldn't be trying to date you."

"Correction not every girl is hungry for your dick" Jeongguk chimed in. Taehyung rolled his eyes and stood up grabbing his phone that had flopped on to the floor from Jimins failed attempt to throw it.

"So when is she coming?" Jimin got up to go get Jeongguk some napkins for his disaster excuse of food. "The letter says next week but honestly I don't even know why I am getting a new room mate. It is the middle of the semester." Jeongguk burped loudly finishing the chili dog." Maybe she's a transfer student."

"I wonder if she has a fat ass." Taehyung groaned kicking Jeongguk off the couch. "Is that what you are really worried about? I haven't had a room mate the past 2 months why not put her in James room down the hall?" Jimin tossed the napkins to Jeongguk. "Not even another man want's to be James roommate I highly doubt they would put a girl in there. That room is literally Satan's toilet."

Hoseok walked it plopping down on the recliner looking at Jeongguk is utter disgust "I don't get how you managed to keep your shirt clean. but got chili all over your pants" Hoseok looked towards Jeongguk in confusion. "He loves those white shirts as much as he loves Jinah's pussy" Jimin smirked while grabbing his jacket.

Jeongguk coughed a bit looking in Jimins initial direction, while wiping off the chili from his pants "Ew are you still fucking her?" Taehyungs face pinched up in disgust. "No, I am not!" Jeongguk defended throwing the napkin at Jimins face. "Yeah then why was she leaving your dorm room last night?" Jimin chuckled ducking from the pillow that was thrown in his direction.

"Ohh I smell drama spill the tea hun" Hoseok who was some how actually straight, sat right on Jeongguk lap. Jeongguk pushed him off. At this point Taehyung had tuned them out and had started texting on his phone

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Big Daddy 69:

So its a chick? with an actual pussy. Real vagina and shit?

SuckMe:

No its a man with a wig.

Yes It's a fucking girl.

Big Daddy 69:

Oh well fuck you then😂 😂