South Park: Dream Coming True

Getting Ready

When we got back the house was a mess and the guys were fighting over who plays next. "WHAT DID YOU FUCKS DO!?!?" I shout.

They almost shit their pants when they turn. "It wasn't my fault I swear." Eric says, putting his hands in the air.

"Liar." Kenny and Stan say. "Screw you guys, I'm going h- I'm mean to my room." Eric says and runs too my room.

"My mom is going to kill me!" I say, looking at the mess. "Well help you fix it up. Right guys?" Kyle says, glaring at the guys.

They nod their heads and start to clean. I walk into the kitchen and start my normal routine. "If we work fast we should be done before lunch." I say.

We did the cleaning perfectly and was done in an hour. "Who wants lunch?" I ask. "Me!" Screams the three, since Eric was still in the attic.

"Ok, I got some food at Walmart." I say, going through the bag and grabbing chips, turkey, mayo, and bread. "This is what we got for lunch. The only things I can make." I say.

I make some sandwiches and hand them too the guys. "I'll go give fatass his food." I say and pick up a plate.

I walk over to my room and find Eric looking in a book. When I see the book I almost punched him. "What are you doing!?" I shriek.

He turns around and grins. "I needed to get more info on you so what better way then to look at your diary." He says and looks at my dark green book.

"H-How much did you read?" I ask. "All of it, your likes your dislikes. Your crush on Kahl." He says.

"If you say anything I'll kick your ass out!" I yell. My face was now red. "I already have too deal with four douches. I don't won't to deal with another."

"I won't say anything. But if you get on my bad side I will." He says and throws my diary on the bed. "Now give meh some food."
I give him the plate and he walks out my room. I walk over to my bed and shove my diary under it and sit down. "The fucktard...." I mutter.

I look at the time to see it was 2:15. Mom won't be home for a few hours and Rob won't be back till later tonight.

I turn on my TV, which is always on Comedy Central, and saw that South park was on. I smiled but went on demand and put on Tosh.O.

"Hey." I heard two voices say. I look to see Kyle and Stan standing in the doorway. "Hey guys, wanna watch with me?" I ask.

They nod their heads and walk in. They sit on my bed and watch the show until Kenny comes in. "Cartman passed out on the couch." He said walking over to us. "Come help me wake him up." I say and stand up.

We walk to the living room to find fat-ass asleep. "How do we wake him up?" I ask. "Like this." Kyle says and pushes ((after ten minutes)) Eric off the couch. He wakes up and is pissed.

"Why the fuck did you wake me!?" He shouts. "My mom will be home soon, how am i going to explain a guy on the couch out cold? Now get." I say, pointing to my room.

He mutters some things as he walks to my room, this time in the attic. "You guys go too. I gotta clean the mess we made from lunch." I say. There were five plates pilled up.

"Ok." They said and went to the attic. I do the dishes in about 20minutes and as soon as i finish my mom walks in. "I'm home." She says and places her purse on the table.

"I'm going to my room, bye." I say and start to walk to my room. "Ok, I'm ordering a pizza for dinner later." She says as i shut the door.

I walk to my closet and check my book bag once more. "Everything is here..." I say. I had also bought Kyle a bag and stuff when we went to the store. Six days..... I thought. Six days till hell..