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Prologue: Chapter 1

Lee Seoyun POV

"LEE SEOYUNNNNNNNN!!!" I can hear annoying screams from my best friend whom just came home, I know I didn't do anything shitty around so why the hell is this bitch screaming

"What the hell Lisa?!" I screamed back sounding a bit annoyed

"I'm studying here in my room, and don't bother coming in!" I added shouting while saying it in a stern way

I suddenly hear footsteps running through my hallway, me dumb-hoping that she wouldn't end up screaming at me without an actual reason

"Seoyun-ah! I have great news!" She said barging into my room while curling her toes and all, being happy, frenzy and giddy at the moment

"oh! Lemme guess? Are you finally leaving me alone?" I say sarcastically hoping that she won't bother me after my statement

"whaaat? That's dumb" she said chuckling while crossing her arms to her chest

"well you're dumb" I state victoriously before continuing reading my book

I can imagine her pouting at the moment, aish I can't resist this little shit..

"What is it?" I said looking back at my stubborn best friend, she smiles widely by my sudden interest about her dumbness..or maybe about her news

But she didn't even say a shit nor even say a word, WHYYY IS THIS BITCH AIN'T TALKING?!

I can't even tell if she's still breathing?!

and now she's giving me this weird bad vibe smile..

Ohhhhh! I can tell this kid is up to something!

"Lalisa, w h a t i s i t?" I ask again taking this conversation slowly still dumb-hoping she would respond quickly

I can sense she's about to say something big or maybe she still have those dumb crazy ideas again, I hope my hell-like-crazy-friend says something good cause she is definitely wasting my time

"Seoyun"

"I need your help" she added, my breath started to hitch by her sudden seriousness, she has never been so serious to talk to me like NEVER IN MY WHOLEEEE DAMN LIFEEEE

"w-what is it?" I asked stuttering by my sudden curiosity hoping that her FAVOR would be easy and still hoping that it won't be crazy

Then, she did those serious breathings again, inhales deeply and now with hand gestures and exhales slowly , which looks like her hands help her breathe, but even though we're at a serious scene here, still she looks damn funny as hell, I can't be serious at the moment, I have to keep my laughters!

This is not the moment Seoyun! Your dumbass crazy friend is talking serious for the first time in your life, you need to witness this you should calm down..calm-

"I need your help"

I swear to god this not the fucking moment to laugh! She looks so funny even though we are serious at the moment, stay strong Seoyun-ah stay strong...

"HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!" I burst out laughing she fucking has a booger on her nose.. like bitch what the hell! She furrows her brows at my response; which is eventually laughing to death

"I'm sorry ha ha" I say, wiping a few tears away, not saying a shit about the booger still hanging on her cute little nose hahaha that's for barging in to my room you crazy little shit

"okay, tell me already" I say serious going back to my senses

"so I was sayin--" I cut her off nervously

"the thing you are telling me now, this news you're telling me.. I-is it that serious? I can't believe you are serious at the moment!" I state my reaction

"omg am I that serious??!" She's also shock by her sudden actions, like she didn't even notice that I witness her sudden seriousness like WOOOOW SOOOO DUMBBBB

"Still is it that serious?" I said, as my curiosity kills me

"well for me yeah and what's serious for me is also serious for youuuuu!" She says before goofing off coming back to her more like actions; being a crazy little shit

"so yeah can you help me?" She says then clears her throat

"you need to help me sign up for--" I cut her off again knowing the shit she wants me to do, she's gonna sign me up for those dumbass beauty pageants

"Nope, I can't help you" I said as I return to continue reading my book

She sighs already giving up, which is barely to happen..

"already giving up?" I ask sounding a bit sarcastic, and now she only looks at me with those pleading puppy eyes

"okay! Okay! You got me! What is it?" I know that I won't be signing in, in this favor but I wanna hear what is it all about or maybe how much the prize money is. Cause I really need money right now

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So-hoe-rry for the short chapter ~.~

Hoeps:Bo-HOE-ringggggg

hoethornim: I know, this is one of the prologues where you will know lee seoyun's storyyyyyy but I will make it up to youuuuu I'll try to bring up a smut chapter as soon as possible

Ps. I'm sorry for the shitty "hoe jokes" I know it's definitely not funny, but I can't help it, mianhae~ T~T