Shitpost #1

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I know I have a dare to do and work on the book but fuck you.

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Alex: EVERYONE READY!?!?

Everyone but Sabre: YEAH!!!!!!

[Hours Later]

Sabre is walking by, but he stops when he sees everyone starring at the same spot on the floor.

Sabre: Are you guys okay?

Spencey: *voice is waving, terrified, and his voice cracks* I don't know.

Colleen: *Voice sounds the same* Help.....

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Flub: Wonder what happens if I pull Sabres tail?.....*fucking yanks it*

Sabre: *yells out in pain, the scream is squeaky before he turns around and kicks Flub in the dick*

Flub: ACK!

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Jet: Okay so, *claps hands* I got an idea.

Flub: Shoot

Jet: Lets go and attack Sabre.

Flub: That is a













TERRIFIC IDEA!

Sabre: *Lights them like a Christmas tree*

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Spencey kicks Sabre as hard as possible in the dick.

Sabre: MOTHERFUCKER!

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While everyone is at the dinning table, eating.

Jet: You know certain hybrids actually go through heat.

Sabre: *chokes on rice*

Jet: I heard certain dragon hybrids go though it. Some even worse then the others.

Sabre: JET SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I'LL FUCKING BURN YOU FROM THE INSIDE OUT LIKE A BBQ!

Spencey: NO CONTINUE PLEASE!

Sabre: SPENCER NO!!!

Spencey: SPENCER YES!

Jet: If I find out what dragon hybrid Sabre is I could find out of he has a heat cycle or not. And how bad it is.

Alex: Please do...

Sabre: ALEXANDER!

Alex: WHAT!?!? IM CURIOUS!!

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