Jesus fookin Christ I hate them lil cuphead and mugman shi-
I MEAN
Hi I'm elder kettle and I'm in the closet and lonely and I want a goth bf. I live in a small house with two greedy lil SHITS named cuphead and mugman. One day they go out collecting souls, and I decide to walk to the convenient and unnamed cliff.
I'm going to commit kill my slef.
After those two bois go out to murder some fish waifu, I begin my journey. I would put on my shoes, but I'm a fookin tea kettle ya bastard!!!!! Also I'm irish in case that wasn't clear. It's a crisp autumn....... it's a crispy autumn day and I crunch thru the leaves as slowly as I can. I think about why I'm gonna kill myself. Because every suicidal fanfic character is kinda just a whiny melodramatic bitch.
I used to have a wife, but she died lol. Anyway it was awful having a wife in the first place because it's 2018 and being gay is absolutely unacceptable. When she died I was still more depressed tho. Or sumthin'.
OKAY SO THE THING IM MOST PROUD OF IS THAT CANCER THING WHEN THEY SPELL FUCKING AS FOOKIN BUT ONLY WHEN SEAN SAYS IT HAHA LOOK I KNOW HIS REAL NAME KILL ME
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🌹 my boyfriend is a goth 🌹 elder kettle x the devil septiplier au
ФанфикWarning: so hot. Like really hot. I'm cuphead TRASH LMAO ONLY GAMERS WILL UNDERSTAND. Also SEPTIPLIER IS REALLLLLLLL STFU MY YAOI SHIPPPPPPPPP WILL SAILLLLLLLLLLLLLL 😍
