As a human being we all have a true need to do one primal thing... poop. Go ahead and giggle, you know it's something you just love. Look forward to even. That's why the role of being a mom sucks. Where am I going with this?
Anyone that has ever crossed that great threshold into motherhood has discovered the one thing NO ONE tells you you will lose. Potty Time. That's right, the moment you become a mom your potty privacy is gone. Imagine a bomb going off, exploding on the one thing that brings you peace, your potty time is gone.
Dad poops in Peace
Daughters and Sons get their privacy
But mom, cut to a disco scene it's Potty Time! Everyone has to "grab something", ask you something, wash their hands, do their makeup sing a song, cry about boy, gripe about a girl, brush their teeth, play the cello, roast marshmallows, invasively intrude on your potty privacy.
It's gone. so those of you, that have yet to understand why theres always a lady at work that can't wait to take a poop in a public restroom, you know what's wrong with her, the potty party that's what. We've gotten so used to it we all just line up to take a dump,
Why is she talking about this, because the Potty Party is a real thing, that us women dread. The inability to crap alone. What a Pity.
