Beep Beep Beep!
Goddamn alarm. You ever just wanna sink into your bed? I laid for about five minutes listening to the muffled sound of my alarm while trying to become my mattress. Or something else other than me. School was ass and I just didn't feel like going today.
"Yo, you getting up or what?" I could see a giant pair of lips at the window, earl. He normally wasn't this perky in the morning but I guess cause he got into that Peter Pan play...
"Yeah..I'll be out in a minute" I mumbled and threw my blankets off. Another day of hell.
"Why don't you go out the door like normal?" my mom stood in the doorway as I kicked one of my legs out of the already broken screen.
"Cause I'm not normal. Love you" I hopped out and adjusted my backpack. earl smelled like straight dookie. I mean, he had on old spice but you could still smell the weed overpowering the scent.
"Stop looking at me like that dumbass"
"Stop smelling shit then" I replied, making my way down the street ahead of him.
I heard him sniffing himself as he got closer to me. He knew I was right.
"Man fuck!.." I had forgot my homework and knew my teacher would be up my ass. I wonder.. how many people are usually in detention.
"Sup y'all" Hodgy walked up to us with a some girl on his arm. He was always with a different girl everyday so I never tried to learn the names, I just always called them shareefa.
"What's up Mami?" Earl wriggled his eyebrows and hodgy pushed him
"Hey shareefa, hows life and shit?"
"Um. My names Jacqueline"
"Come On T, don't do that"
I shrugged my shoulders and we walked to school. Earl and Hodgy were talking about pussy while I just stared at the clouds, thinking as always.
"So T, you gonna get you a tenderoni?" Earl opened the door to school as we waltzed in like we owned it.
"Chicken tenders? nah kinda in the mood for bacon though " I laughed. Love wasn't for me. At least not now. I wanted to try and make something of myself before I got into some dumb shit like love. I've had girlfriends before but it just never worked out. I was either awkward as fuck or it wasnt the right one.
"You ain't gonna be making jokes when you a 40 year old virgin and end up with eight cats"
"Eight pussies is better than none" I shot finger guns at him but he didn't find it amusing. Damn, these dudes need to lighten up.
"See you after class"
"Yeah"
"See you"
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"Hey Tyler, did you do the homework?" This Hispanic girl turned towards me chewing On something sweet. Mango gum? it smelled tropical. maybe I'll try to find some air freshener like that later.
"When the fuck do I ever do my homework, Kali?"
"I had hope" she made a pouty face and turned back around.
AAAAAAHHGG. Goddamn.
I spent half the class daydreaming. The teacher said something about a group project and the kkk and idk. I think she's racist, is what I got from all
of it.
"Tyler, Kali, Brian. Lunch Duty for not completing the homework"
"ugh, chinga tu madre"
Im gonna blow up the school today.
