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Part 137

okay, this is how it's gonna work: i'm going to tell you that i like pyrocynical, you're going to kinkshame me like the rest of the world, then i'll tell you the reason why i have trust issues
Ella

I remember when you had relatively good tastes in people...
Nagisa

well i'd rather smash an oddly charming and adorable youtuber than that wierdo who i used to be obsessed with who had the blue pigtails
Ella

You mean Sal Fisher?
Nagisa

NO! SALLY IS FUCKING ADORABLE! AND DO YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE HE'S NOT A CONDESCENDING AND BELITTLING PRICK LIKE HOW I WRITE YOUR CHARACTER IN THIS PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A FANFIC THAT AT THIS POINT I USE AS A COPING MECHANISM FOR ALL MY PROBLEMS THAT AREN'T THAT DEEP
Ella

So what's giving you trust issues?
Nagisa

at this point it's you tbh
Ella

anyway, i came across a fanfiction
Ella

Of course you did...
Nagisa

DON'T INTURRUPT ME!
Ella

I can't. We're texting.
Nagisa

and basically the reader meets pyro over the internet and they chat and stuff and get along, so they begin skyping and they eventually want to meet up. so the reader goes up north for the week and you spend the day at his place and he says he wants to go to the shop and while you're out these men come up to you both and point a knife at your neck and he tries his best to protect you and IT'S SO CUTE (by the way he's been acting cute throughout the whole thing so far), so then the police chase them away and you're obviously shook so you sit down and he asks you to be his girlfriend. all well and good so far
Ella

so then it's your birthday and he leaves little notes saying to meet him where he asked you to be his girlfriend, and then at the bit where all your makeup is set up he says you dont need it and i was liek I KNOW THAT'S WHY I DON'T WEAR MAKEUP BUT STILL YOU'RE TOO ADORVALE FOR THIS WORKD!!
Ella

Adorable*
Nagisa

shut the fuck up cunt
Ella

anyway, then you have to go back home and i was like PLZ NO MOVE IN NOWWWW and then she moves in pretty quickly after and gets a job and shit and everything is all GUCC!!!
Ella

then you go down the shop while he's still asleep in the morning to get breakfast things and then in the forest (which she goes in because she's a photographer, idk) and the men from before basically beat her up
Ella

also btw the guys are associated with pyro; they were his old friends but when they started doing drugs and shit he told the police and now they hate him
Ella

How come you started describing it in first person as the reader but now it's in third person?
Nagisa

you'll find out why i don't want to associate myself with this reader

so she's able to text him a photo so he rushes down to her and he gets beaten up too and then they're both tied up in some place and the kidnapper keeps kissing the girl and it's super fucked but luckily they escape and help each other feel better about everything and everything's fine...
Ella

and then vidcon comes around...
Ella

This is deep. Why were you not upset by the kidnapping bit?
Nagisa

because i need to sort out my priorities. i should be doing my college work rn, after all
Ella

anyway, so you both go to vidcon and eventually he has to go off and do something, so you end having a conversation with markiplier. then you start asking yourself 'who's deep voice do i prefere, marks or nialls'?
Ella

i'm not gonna lie, niall lowkey sounds like he has special needs, so it's clear i'm not with him for his fucking voice i'm with him beCAUSE HE'S A SWEETHEART BRANDED AS A CYBERBULLY!
Nagisa

That's not a good name...
Nagisa

alright nagisa, need i remind you the only reason you're called that is because it's a unisex name
Ella

now you need to type roblox oof XD
Ella

anyway, so he comes back and says i need to go off and do something else (presuming you were alright since you were having a laugh with markiplier) and then you get upset with him and mark asks if you want to get a starbucks. which i didn't, but this stupid cunt reader did and then after that you try and text pyro DESPITE KNOWING HE'S BUSY and mark comes up and is like 'i don't think he's treating you right because he hasn't text you back after a whopping 10 minutes'
Ella

AND THEN YOU JUST UP AND KISS MARKIPLIER!
Ella

LIKE, WHY?!??!
Ella

WHY IS THE READER ALWAYS A MASSIVE FUCKING NONCE??
Ella

AND WHY MARKIPLIER?! AT LEAST MAKE ME CHEAT ON HIM WITH SOMEONE ELSE I LIKE LIKE IMALLEXX
Ella

AND I DON'T WANNA READ ABOUT HOW HE'S GONNA BE HEARTBROKEN AND UPSET WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND! HE'S SUCH A SMOL BEAN! DX
Ella

you're not listening are you?
Ella

you've fallen asleep haven't you?
Ella

fine then
Ella

fuck off
Ella