LUM (Me): Why do I feel like Katsuki would scream 'bitch I hope the fuck you do' at a pot of ramen and cuss out a singular piece of bacon?
CHIP: O h m y god lUm—
ZARA: Tomurder has no dick.
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CHIP: Lum stop being angsty.
LUM: I will when you stop 'quaving' death.
KIT: Wait what-—
LUM: bet.
CHIP: bet.
LUM: try me u ho
CHIP: ho ho ho motherfucker.—
CHIP: if ur gay and at home by yourself, then aren't you homolone?
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LUM: y'all need Jesus.
CHIP: more like your angsty ass needs the lord and savior
LUM: chip shut the hell up you tried to kill cockatoo dad gdi.—
NICO: wow u chain me down any day.
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NICO: everyone is set for sUCC
LUM: NICO WHAT THE HELL-—
MARII: This is why god left.
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KIT: gives up on parenting and noclips through the floor. Goodbye have fun.
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NICO: pee on the bird to further anger it
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LUM: proceeds to commit die.
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CHIP: an spRITE
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NICO: yeehaw bitches
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KIT: I will personally come into horikoshi's house and eat all his bread.
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LUM: x-files theme intensifies
NICO: looks into the camera like in the office—
MARII: have some crickem nigfops lum, it'll save you from the basket.
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NICO: everyone here is thirsty (tm) lets be serious.
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NICO: "yeehaw show me ur fucking cats u noodle fucker"
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ZARA: condoms are sperm shields.
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Server Shenanigans
Random*wheezes* a compilation of random shit I hear in a bnha server