LUM: why do I feel like anytime Katsu drops his coat on the ground...it clatters as knives fall out of the pockets.
NICO: I-
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LUM: *aggressively hops around* THERE HAS BEEN A SHORTAGE OF FATHER SON BONDING!!!
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LUM: Marii's Dad is recovery girl in disguise.
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CHIP: I'm a cockatoo
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LUM: Wait so I use a HC* where Katsuki is a wolf. If Mic is a bird n Aizawa is a cat does this mean he's a bird-wolf-cat son?
*Headcanon, like a mini AU for a single character without changing the entire universe.
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ZARA: forbodden
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ZARA: To murder [tomura] has ruined this family.
LUM: tomurder??? This is canon now.
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ZARA: so wait, does tomura have a dick or not.
LUM: he has No Dick Energy (tm)
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ZARA: I am the Clorox, I speak for the bleach.
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LUM: if anything I'm the biggest threat to any character in the server canon.
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KIT: hue
LUM: weh
CHIP: hWA????
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LUM: I kinda wanna kill off Katsuki.
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ZARA: give me one good reason to let you do this.
LUM: uh. uh. UH—
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LUM: holy fuckles it's knuckles.
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ZARA: there are no good reasons, are there.
LUM: the parents can watch their son die???? Idk man—
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LUM: *KICKS DOWN THE DOOR* I CHIME IN—
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Server Shenanigans
Acak*wheezes* a compilation of random shit I hear in a bnha server
