Tales of Hood Rat City

      My name is BonQuiQui of the NiQui

I live in HoodRatCity on HoochieMamaSt.in the LilRayRay apartment complex(SectionA) I do Tricks fo a livin yunno Magic...yea...I also work at McDonalds flippin burgers and shit. I won't lie. I steal the Mc Nuggets THAT'S RIGHT RANDY I TOOK EM!! I quit too!! Ol punk ass bitch! I'm sorry I had a breakdown...Look I just really need dis job so I can pay my rent and feed my Chillren...I got like 6 of em. 2 of them adopted though. They just straight up landed on my doorstep. They twins. SOOOO Can I get the job.

      Manager: No Ms. NiQui. You don't get the job...please exit to your left...