Tales of Hood Rat City

BonQuiQui's Interview

      Hello my name is Bonnie Quineya NiQui.I got a application about a week ago, and I would like to work here.

      You're hired...

      Hired already? What is this? Are you a pimp on the down-low? I'm not about to be a hoe again.Oh hell no I can't have that!

      Pimp? No, No I only do that on the weekends.

     Mmhmm! I knew it. Let me get out of here before I catch Stds.

     Ha ha ha! No Ms. NiQui please stay I'm not a pimp I promise.

     That's what the last one said.

     Look bitch do you want the job or nahh?

    (Did he just "Or Nah" me for real?) Well damn! Yes I want the job,but why hire me so fast? You didn't even ask me a question yet.

     I can tell you have the experience working with fast food just by your name.

    My name?

    BonQuiQui! What person with a name like that doesn't work in fast-food?!

    My name's Bonnie, actually.

    Everybody calls you BonQuiQui don't they?

    They do...

    Yep, thought so. How many years have you worked in fast-food?

    15-20 years.

    Woah! how old are you?

    I'm old enough to drink, I'm old enough to drive, and I'm old enough to whoop that ass in a circle if you keep asking me personal questions.

    But you wanted me to ask you questions in the first place? What kinda weed are you smoking?

   Kush, but that's besides the point. I'm just a little bit stressed, and insecure about my age plus I really need this job before my water bill gets cut off.

    Can you start tomorrow?

    yes.

    Then you got yourself a job.

    Thank you Mr. Barry.

    Please call me Boss Man Savage.

    Ummm. No. I'll stick with Mr. Barry.