My Audition and the unexcepected

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Firey's P.O.V.

I walked on stage calmly. "What's your name?" SImon asked.

"Sapphire Marie"I said into the mircophone getting somewhat nervous what If i dont make it.

"What are you going to sing for us?"Cherl Cole asked.

"Please Don't Let Me Go by Olly Murs"I told them excitedly. The music started and I sang like the video.

"You a very amazing singer, great pontential, good image, so i'd say yes"Simon said.

"OMG" I yelled away from the mircophone but still very heard.

"I can tell i'm going to love you YES YOU GET A YES"Cherl said.

"I think your good but your voice could be stronger" Louis said, I nodded.

"Sometimes when I get nervous my voice gets quieter. But I'll try working on that"I said 

"But your going through"Louis said loudly. 

"AHHHHH Oh my gosh thank you soo much"I said bouncing up and down. I got back stage. "PEZZAYY I MADE IT 1...2...3...GO!"We did our face we do ( the face little mix does)

"OMG let's go and celebrate don't tell anyone what happened"Pezz said.

"DUH! HE LIKES BOYS, FINALLY IT'S ALL MAKING SENSE, HE LIKES BOYS, I LIKE THIS BOY BUT HE'S ON THE FENCE"I yelled and sang.

"OMG YES!" Pezz said and we yell sang that until we got to the car because we both dated a clothested gay guy (no probs with gay lesbian or bi people). We drove to a McDOnalds with a play place childish idgaf. We walked in and  One facking Direction we're in there, "Perrie lets sing the One DIrection Rap!"I whisper yelled. SHe saw them and nodded we started belting it out

yo, mcferguson productions bringin' it hot, a hundred degrees everyday

awh shit

gotta king named Louis but he ain't from france

acts like a queer but he ain't no Lance,

Armstrong? nawh we talkin' bout Bass.

Mr. Tomlinson you gotta real nice ass.

Anyone who calls you Louis can literally drink my piss.

I know you want my body but for now take this:

THERE'S ONLY ONE DIRECTION TO MY HEART

THERE'S ONLY ONE DIRECTION TO MY PANTS

I DON'T WANNA INTRUDE ON YOUR GAY LITTLE LOVE

BUT THAT'S OKAY CUZ IT'S JUST BROMANCE.

Next we got our boy Liam Payne

acid rain in yo veins driving me insane

I'd snort you like dope cocaine

you can be on top like man in the food chain

I know you hate spoons, but I'd like to try it

Take you to the Hyatt, any price I'll buy it

fuck tea and scones, I need you in my diet.

Liam, I heard you have nice titties.. can I see 'em?

THERE'S ONLY ONE DIRECTION TO MY HEART

THERE'S ONLY ONE DIRECTION TO MY PANTS

I DON'T WANNA INTRUDE ON YOUR GAY LITTLE LOVE

BUT THAT'S OKAY CUZ IT'S JUST BROMANCE.

Pullin' bitches by the pile, got this lovechild Niall

longest in the world, flowin' north in style

with your adorable smile, it's worthwhile!

embracing your manhood, since 1993

you can be the star on top of my christmas tree

if you were a bird, I'd never set you free..

THERE'S ONLY ONE DIRECTION TO MY HEART

THERE'S ONLY ONE DIRECTION TO MY PANTS

I DON'T WANNA INTRUDE ON YOUR GAY LITTLE LOVE

BUT THAT'S OKAY CUZ IT'S JUST BROMANCE.

zay-eeyaay- off beat?

over here lookin' like Don Quixote,

be my baby daddy and we'll go on Maury.

Sexy, scruffy, 4 o'clock shadow

looks like it's painted by Van Gogh,

uhhuuhhhh

go to my room and we'll play some twister

put a sign on the door that says "do not disturb"

cuz we'll be busy (;

THERE'S ONLY ONE DIRECTION TO MY HEART

THERE'S ONLY ONE DIRECTION TO MY PANTS

I DON'T WANNA INTRUDE ON YOUR GAY LITTLE LOVE

BUT THAT'S OKAY CUZ IT'S JUST BROMANCE.

sure your name is Harry but your face is well-shaven

got a mane so naughty cuz you always misbehavin'

with a face like that you turn aces into spades

five minutes with me and you're fersure getting aids! 

as in the lemon..

damn you fine, I'll be your concubine

yer a wizard harry... but I- I'm just harry!

They turned around after we said Tomlinson, but we were rocking out while singing it Niall was laughing soo facking hard. Then it was our turn and I ordered the sharable spicy chicken mcbites, large fry, no soda cause I have my Mio water I drink. Perrie ordered the same thing but add a big mad and large soda then pulled out her large chocolate bar. By the time we sat at a table one direction were standing by us gawking at all the food we got for just us so I said, "FOOD MAKES ME HAPPY!" right in Harry's ear

"That was uncalled for"Louis said.

"Well go Larry Stylinson on his ass and make him feel better"I said grabbing my food and started eating instantly feeling better. "Sorry Harry I didn't mean to hurt your ear will you forgiwve me pwease"

"The Hell? Food does make you happy"Liam said.

"DADDY DIRECTION CUSSED OMG OMG I'M TELLING YOUR MOMMY AND DADDY!" I yelled. Before bursting into laughter.

We talked and joked until Pez and I finished eating when I noticed it was 4 o clock "Pez we need to get back I have a date remember with my Liam"I said and Liam Payne looked over "Not you my actual real life boyfriend's name is Liam, the creepy thing is he's almost just like you  but yeah we need to go sorry"I said grabbing Perrie from Zayn as she was sticking something in her pocket.

"I have an 2 hours to get home and get ready"I said and Pez starting driving faster knowing me I take forever to get ready and we're a decent half hour away.

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⏰ Last updated: Aug 09, 2012 ⏰

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