My College Bound Boyfriend

Chapter 8: My BestFriend part 2

"Okay, but bitch, he's so fucking beautiful." I said to Armin over FaceTime. I called him because I needed a best friend talk severely over all the shit that's happened so quick. "Wait, so what happened?"

Armin asked and gave me a look of confusion across his face. "Were you not even listening?" I rolled my eyes and crossed my legs on my bed placing the laptop on my lap.

"I did but they didn't." He said. I raised my eyebrow. "Who are you talking about?" I asked. "The audience, dummy!" He exclaimed, like I should already know. "Stop breaking the fourth wall, you crack whore!" I yelled at him. He gasped in offense and clutched his chest. "That was one time, okay?!" He exasperated. "Mhm.." I nodded and acted like I cared.

"Any fucking ways, so at half time at the homecoming game, me and my twinky self went to go use the bathroom because I can't hold my piss in forever and when I walked in Levi's fine ass was drying his hands but I whole heartedly tried not to collapse right then and there because he wasn't suppose to be here to be honest so I just stared at him looking hella stupid.."

Armin nodded. "Okay, carry on.." He urged me on.

"So then he was like "Hey, Eren." And I was like "Hey, Levi." Then my dumbass was like "enjoying the game?" Expecting a normal answer like yes or no but instead I got a cocky answer and then guess what he did, bitch."

"Bitch, what he do?" Armin leaned in closer to the camera.

I pinched the bridge between my fleeky ass eyebrows... "He fuckin caressed my face, bitch. My entire soul left my body."

Armin sighed. "Why are you like this?" I shrugged. "I wonder the same thing. Anywho, back to explaining. So after that, he kissed me on my forehead and whispered in my ear that he's sorry and then he left." I said with sadness in my voice. "Awe, I'm sorry baby boy." Armin said with a pout. "It's fine because this is the best part.
I was basically sobbing my eyes out on the floor and then I hear a a voice asking if I was okay and I'm like 'omfg is this god?' no, but he's close enough. Armin.. my panties flew. Did you see them fly past you over there? Because they did."

Armin giggled. "Dummkopf." He whispered. "HEY!" I yelled, offended at his incorrect insult. "I still know my native language, you know." I crossed my arms and huffed. "Really now? interessant." Armin said clearly uninterested. "Let me finiiishhhh! ANYFUCK, His name is Kaito and I wanna suck his dick." I finished. Armin stared at me in disbelief. "Eren."

I continued. "Okay, he's 17, a junior, a transfer student, sexy as fuck, I want to smash, taller than me, sky blue hair, a gorgeous smile, he's like a cute puppy I want to strangle him with my thighs uwu."
I officially finished. I stared at Armin who stared at me back.

*Beep beep beep*
"HEY!" I slammed down my laptop. That fucker hung up on me.

A/N: Very fun chapter to write 😂