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Yoopretty
Yo dipshit

Yoopretty
Wanna hear a story at work today?

Yoopretty
Since both of us don't have dates on this Valentine's day might as well jst talk to each other

Jules
It's already pathetic that we don't have dates today

Jules
You don't have to keep repeating the same thing over and over again

Yoopretty
It's not the end of the world,Jules

Jules
I know but

Jules
It's jst sad tht someone so gorgeous like me doesn't have a date

Yoopretty
It's all ur fault,u turned all of them down

Yoopretty
Don't complain bitch

Jules
Ofc i turned them down

Jules
Why would i date ugly guys who's snot is dripping down his nose and doesn't wipe it like bro

Jules
And someone who can't even talk or look at me in the eyes

Jules
Even someone ugly like you would also turn them down

Yoopretty
You're lucky we're not having this convo face to face or i would've kicked ur ass

Jules
HEHHEHE

Jules
I was jst messing around

Jules
Calm your tits down girl

Yoopretty
Stfu

Yoopretty
Anw,want to hear what happened at work today?

Jules
Why do u keep bringing tht up?

Jules
Did gd walked into ur store?

Jules
Did the flowers ate a customer?

Yoopretty
wht even

Yoopretty
U watch wayyyyy to many movies

Yoopretty
U shud stop

Yoopretty
Anw,no gd DID NOT walked into my store

Yoopretty
Sad but no

Yoopretty
And also the flower did not ate a customer

Yoopretty
Instead,there was DRAMA

Jules
OoooOoo

Jules
Go on

Yoopretty
SO there was a VERYVERYVERY CUTE guy at the store

Yoopretty
He bought some flowers for his girlfriend for Valentine's day and her girlfriend deadass dumped him while he was done paying for the flowers

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