It's 8:00 AM in my Anime high school. Today is the last day and I never got a chance to talk to my crush, Mr. P. (I like to call him that). He's been my crush ever since middle school. But last summer Mike asked me out. I didnt want to hurt him so I painfully said yes. Mike is honestly a jerk. He bullies my friends and now they don't want to talk to me because of him. Poppa is still my friend though and she still hangs out with me after lunch. Poppa turned to me and said "Beter you have to break up its been a shit long relationship"
Lara overhears our conversation. Ugh. Lara thinks she's the shit just because she's a hot popular cheerleader with big boobs. And when I say big boobs I mean like GIANT boobs.I tell her "Fuck off with your thicc ass"
Lara responded with "Ugh fuck you. C'mon Pinky, let's go do the lesbian thing even though we're not lesbian" I turn away and see Mike approaching me. "Hey, Mike.." I say "Um.. Look. I don't think this relationship is gonna work out. It's not you it's me. It's just that I want a piece of Mr. P's DICK"
Mike bursted in rage and ran off to the bathroom and smoked, cried, and masturbated. I started walking down the hall when I suddenly saw him. Gorgeous Mr. P. I walked over to him, blushing profusely, and said "Hey I like your dic- i mean peni- FUCK! I mean... hair. Yeah. Why not"
I looked at his lips and leaned over. Mr. P looks at me strange and says, "What are you doing? I'm gay."
"FUCK!" I replied. I pushed him on the ground and unzipped his pants. "I'M GETTING A PIECE OF THAT COCK WEATHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!"
I only succed it once when he ran away. "Fuck him." I muttered to myself. A few minutes later Poppa comes over and says, "Hey bitch! There's a party going on at Bak3d's house" I got really excited and said "YES! NOW'S MY CHANCE TO GET LAID!!"
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A Day In The Life Of Beter Griffin
FanfictionWritten by Beter Griffin Published and edited by me