Shinanigan-sina

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You and Levi were training,  he took you in after the raid of shigansina.
Levi: Perfect The Leg Sweep!!
You said nothing
You put your arm to neck pish him back and leg sweep him.
Erwin walked out.
Erwin: Hello Child I enrolled you in the tranee core.
You: Why Exactly?
Levi: Because You need friends andso you can commit suicide in one of our missions
Erwin: Because You saved those boys and that girl.
You: mmkay.

Time Skip.
Shadis: What Is Yo-
You: Listen Old Man if we are going to have a problem we can have one.
He threwa punch you catch it and break hiz finger.
You: I will pull everyone of your toes out of its socket.
He walks on.
Shadis: What Is your Name Cadet?!
Blonde Dude: Armin Arlert Sir!!!
Shadis: YOU ARE THE MOST SADDEST WAIST OF AIR THIS WHOLE PLANET HAS EVEN SEEN!WHY ARE YOU HERE CADET!
Armin: I Dont Know Sir!
SHADIS: WHATEVER CADEET 10 HUUT.
SHADIS: WHAT IS YOUR NAME TUSDERE!?
Girl: Mikasa Ackerman,  My speciatly is cutting flesh.
SHADIS: WHAT IS YOUR NAME IDIOT WITH A CANCEROUUS TUMOR IN HER HAND.
Girl: Sasha Blous Sir!
He moved on
Time skip after all the boring shit.
It was lunch time.
Guy: Youve Seen Titans?
Guy: Yeah but its something I dont like to tal-
Girl: Eren Youve Seen Titans Thats Sooo hot.....
Eren: Yeah I totaly seen titans,  I saw alot of them too but there was a kid that saved my mom me my friend armin and mikasa.
You: That was me...
Some heard you some didnt
You: You left me eren,  to die.
Eren shuts up.
Eren: Way to be a Buzzkill.
You: Way to leave  person behind to die that just saved you and your pathetic lives..
Eren: What?!!
You: Try me.  He throws a punch you catch it and flip him.
You: Jackass.
You walk out of the cafeteria.
You climbed up the tallest building there witch wat the church and you sat on top of the cross.
You see people walk out.
Guy: Howd you get up there!?!?
You jump off.
Guy: How Are You Alive?!!!!!
This caught the attention of the whole 104th.
You: Shut Up.
Cadet: Do It Again!!!!!
You climb up the church and do a leap of faith off the church.
Eren: Awesome!!!!!
Eren: im sorry about back then...
You: Its fine i was taken in by levi.
Eren: you never told me that....
You: You never told me that you were her bitch.
She giggles.
You: Have you ever killed a titan?
Eren: No have you?
You: Yes.
Eren: Wheres the weak spot?
You: The Nape.
Everyone gasps.
You: Its kill or be killed.
You walk away.
You look at your wrist.
You see a hiden blade.
(No relation to my assassin books)
Tommorrow---.
Hand to hand.
Shadis: Y/n with Annie.
Mikasa with reiner.
Eren with Jean.
Potato girl and Connie.
Time skip.
You had a cold look on your face.
You: Your pretty hot.
She says nothing.
You: Great Another Fucking Tusdere.
Annie: Shut Up!
You: Great you can speak
She pinned you to the ground and cut your windpipe.
Cadet: Is he dead?!
You stand back up.
Annie looks back in ammusement.
Supper.
You sat down eren armin and mikasa followed.
Reiner walked up to you.
Reiner: It was prettey funny that you made her super pissed.
You: thanks.
Then annie sat by you.
Mikasa getting super pissed.
You: Looks like the lion has been tamed
Annie: get used to it because this is how I am around you.
Eren and Reiner gasp.
She takes your fork and force feeds you.
Mikasa: Put the fork down bitch.
Annie: Make Me.
She stood up.
It took reiner eren and armin to sit back down she still resisted.
Armin: If you start a Fight He will be caught in the crossfire!
Mikasa: Ill take my chances.
Then she breaks free and charged at annie.
The door creeked open.
Shadis: Whats that noise?
You: Sasha Farted.
Everyone tried to contain their laugh.
Shadis: Am I not supprised.
Then he left.
Sasha left over to you you shoved a loaf of bread in her mouth,  she kissed you on the cheek.
Suddenly the girls stopped what they were doing.
You could feel the dark aroua around them.
You: is everything ok?
Mikasa smiled at you: its all fine.
Then you were dragged out away from them by a smaller girl
Sasha:Put Him Down!
Krista: No!
Mikasa: Put him down..
Krista: No! She said firmly.
Reiner:y/n is like 100000 for shoe shopping that all the girls want a peice of....
Eren: yeah its like WW2 but without the blood.
Connie: He Seriously is a lady killer.
You look at your wrist.
You retracted the blade while krista was pulling you.
You: thats pretty cool.
Krista: What?
You: This. You fling the blade out.
Krista: whoah this is pretty cool.
Eren:What is?
You: This.You fling the blade out.
Eren: Where did you get it?
You: Levi Gave it to me.
Mikasa took this moment to steal you from her.

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