You walk into the kitchen you had to make a meal for 3000 people, the cadet core and the recon core.
You were looking at a cookbook.
You: Omlets and sausage it is.
You ring the assistance bell.
Like 3 cadets rushed in all girls of course.
You: Ingrediants to sausage and xhese omlets stat!
Them: Yes Christmas Sir!
Time Skip 30 minutes later.
You threwa plate to everyones spot.
You: Come Get It!!!
Everyone ran in already with their gifts.
You had no gifts.
You shrug your shoulders.
You: Happy Birthday Levi theres cake on the counder for you if sasha didnt alreadly eat it. He nods
You walk to the dorm and try to get some Z's.
You got your wish because as you get up you got sprayed with shaving cream.
You walk outside.
You are greeted by a snowball to the face.
You walk into the gym to get some reps in but there wasnt any weights..
You look up.
You open the closet and was greeted bu a weight to the foot.
You: SHIT OUCH!!!!!!!
You: BITCH!!!!!
You grab the weight anf throw it over to the rep mat.
You: This is why i Hate Christmas SO FUCKIN MUCH!
You throw the weights on the bar and do some reps.
Time Skip-
You walk out of the gym prepaired for a face wash but never got it.
You walked into the cafeteria like it was a normal day but just then a buckt of snow was dropped on your head.
They laugh.
You walk to the kitchen and get blasted by flour.
You: Thats It Im Done!
You throw your hat on the ground and grab snow and face wash everyone.
You put your hat back on.
You walk to the dorm and look at your purple foot.
You: Jeasus.
You: I HATE CHRISTMAS SO FUCKING MUCH!!!!!
They all heard you.
You: NOTHING BUT FUCKING COLD A PURPLE FUCKING FOOT FROM BEING SMASHED BY THE WEIGHTS FLOUR IN MY EYES SNOW AND FUCKING SHAVING CREAM IM FUCKING DONE!
You stay in your bed for the rest of that day.
You wake up to see a letter to you.
It says im sorry from levi on it.
You: Levi I Fucking Hate Your Guts.
You walk outside getting ready for a snowball.
You walk outside and see a firework go off saing we are sorry from the 104th
You:mmhm.
You walk in to the cafe ready for food being thrown in your face, no ones there
You walk to the cabenet to see a Life time supply of Cinomon Toast Crunch.
You: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
You pour a bowl for yourself.
You savor each bite.
It also has a sasha protection program. A tear came to your eye.
You: Theres even a Sasha protecion program.
You: This is amazing.
Litttle did you know they were watching you on the securuty cameras.
You: Guys If yoyr listining witch yoy probably are, this is the best, I mean the best christmas present ever...
