You were peacefully eating your salad and suddenly you got a text from a random number, and wow guess what? it was a snazzy meme
Also this person helps me with everything @dear_idol so thank her for this crack too
Highest ranking:
Number 2 in Jungk...
Sprout Random question of the day Sprout How did your parents meet?
Seagul boi
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Seagul boi Why do you want to know?
Sprout Just because
Seagul boi Well If you must know, my mom chased after my dad Seagul boi What about you?
Sprout My dad yelled at my mom to get off a tank
Seagul boi ... Seagul boi What
Sprout Yep my dad's exact word were "get off the turret" Sprout And my mom was like "WHAT'S A TURRET?!" Sprout I don't know how they got together but like... they did Sprout So forget flowers, yell at me to get off a tank
Seagul boi I'm questioning so many things
Sprout Me too honestly, but they've been together for like 20 plus years so I just roll with it
Seagul boi Okay Seagul boi On a totally unrelated note, where do you work again?
Sprout Like I said it's a coffee shop.
Seagul boi I know but wheeeerrrrreeeee
Sprout It's a few blocks away from my collage Sprout Why, you gonna come and kidnap me?
Seagul boi
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Seagul boi I just wanted to know! wHY DO YOU DO THIS EVERY TIME
Sprout BECAUSE I'M A BINCH THAT CHOKES ON HER CHICKEN, JIMMY Sprout LEAVE ME ALOOOOOONNNNNEEEEE :C
