My time in the library! [true stories]

7/08/2014

Me (BOB) and Phillip just arrived at the library with my sister Jack.

Molly is sitting at the computers already.

He tells me and Philip to come and look at the Nicolas Cage Cat. It was weird.

Jack whacked me.

I am checking my e-mails.

HOLY CHEESE AND CRACKERS!!! IT'S 8:13!

I need to drop Jack of soon.

She want's to go back to my locker.

My Journey will be over soon. :*(

The two Jessica's start reading on wattpad.

Jessica (W) is talking about Philip's book.

Jessica (K) is talking about his book. The little apple.

Jessica (W) stalts talking Gibberish......................................AGAIN!

I stalt talking about tacos!

"Do you guy's like tacos? DOES YOU LIKE TACO'S!?" I say

"Yeah" Jessica (K) replies with. Wow. Way to make this chapter iteresting guys :]

Jessica said he followed me.

"You did not follow me, you liar" I told him

I need to go now.

I will continue later.                   :D

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It is later now.

Fred was sitting next to me......then left (MEANIE) to go and sit next to Tracey (Also known as Philip's husband) who is sitting next to tim.

"HE TRACEY!" I say. I grin evily. he he he.

Fred overlaughs at something Tracey shows her. (Philip is fuming by now)

Wow.

OWWWWWwwwwww! PHILIP CRUSHED MY TOES, AND FOOT AS SHE SAT DOWN WITH HER GIANT BUTT!

Alien walks in with a weird haircut. 

He is running from Tyler.

Alien gasps really loudly. He ran away and dolphin dived on a beanbag.

Philip plays with hair and starts twirling it around her horse like nostrals and back towards her  mouth.

A girl starts twerking at the library counter.

Joe puts some books away.

A teacher picks his nose with a tissue.

GROSS!

Philip see's someones undies. They are green! :)

The librarian is watching us like a halk.

"Mirical birth!" Fred yells.

She pokes her laptop screen and it smashes.........wait let me rephrase that:

she followed words on her laptop screen.

...

Philip pokes Freds hat under my Butt.

Then picked it up and through it away, because she doesn't like Fred.

Philip asked Tracey if it was possible to be-head someone with a bookmark.

"If you sharpen it" He replied.

"someone get me a sharpener" Philip grinned evilly

FRED DIED! SHE WAS BEHEADED!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!