"WELCOME, to... LEGENDS OF ANA!!!"
"Why am I here...?"
"OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!!!"
"im leaving."
"The all-knowing queen of the Underworld, Coke, does not allow that!!!"
"..."
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"....."
"..."
"Is this ... wars?"
"sure."
"OK GRAB YOUR WEAPONS WE'RE GOING INTO WAR"
"No thanks I'll go to the exit instead."
"The prologue does not allow that."
Coke, who was sitting on top of a cardboard box Ana labeled "the queen's castle," gets up and lets out the loudest "MRRROWWWW" anyone has ever heard.
"Hmmm... something tells me we ran out of cat food...but I just don't know what...." says Ana.
"Oh look the sun's setting looks like it's time to go," says Leon, halfway to the exit.
"It's 12pm."
"No clearly it says 12AM"
"Why would the sun be setting at 12am?"
"I dunno maybe Kayla made the universe have some bizarre time or something."
"Whose Kayla?"
"Oh just this weirdo that named her hamster after something you'd normally put on a waffle."
Everything goes quiet for a few seconds. Then suddenly, "MRRRROOWWWWWW IF YOU DONT FEED ME HUMAN IM GONNA TEAR UP ALL OF YOUR FURNITURE," mews Coke.
"Hmmm... I think I heard something....I just don't know what..." says Ana while Coke claws up the couch right next to her.
"Since when could cats talk???" Asks Leon.
"Since forever i don't sense anything unusual!"
"..."
"...?"
"I'm ending the chapter."
And thus, the chapter ends.
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Legends of Ana
HumorWhoa whoa whoa whoa welcome to Ana's world where Ana and her sidekick, Coke, a fluffy Siamese cat who she totally didn't name while eating Dairy Queen, take over the world (jk) with Leon, her best friend who she's known since the 3rd grade. Watch An...
