Things I, Franky D.V have accomplished in this year of 2018:
1) I woke the frickety frack™ up and realized I was pansexual, then proceeding to slap everyone with my news
2)) used the word 'yeet' more than necessary
3))) Frickety Frack™
4)))) managed to make the whole grade think I'm insane
5))))) my friends told me not to eat a stick I found
6)))))) proceeded to eat a stick
7))))))) screeched
8)))))))) taken more selfies than possible
9))))))))) becoming more idiotic than I used to be which isn't physically possible
10)))))))))) defied biology
11))))))))))) nearly broke a 4th bone
12)))))))))))) fell out of a tree, resulting in my leg bleeding and me being mortified of blood nearly screeched and didn't dare to take my pants off to look at it.
13))))))))))))) putting 'mc' in front of everything
14)))))))))))))) going from this person:
To this:
So as you can see from decent to absolute idiot child.15))))))))))))))) turned 13 and then started screaming at the top of my lungs to my family and friends: "IM OLD YOU HAVE TO RESPECT YOUR ELDERS"
16)))))))))))))) every day of the year I had to get a new pair of stockings because I'm so hyperactive and idiotic, I always tear them
17))))))))))))))))) had my own funeral