Why Halloween is Gay

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Skeletons
They're made of bones
And to move, they must constantly be boning
And if they're constantly boning, then they must have a boner
And a boner is commonly called an erection
Therefore spooky month is Gay

And so are you
Because everyone has a skeleton

Now enjoy this bop

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⏰ Last updated: Oct 10, 2018 ⏰

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