On a soothing, cool day the sun shone above the ground throwing rays across every object. Grace was walking through the grand canyon absorbing the astounding nature. She saw a figure moving through the dry canyons and was intrigued by the sight.
She walked towards it and saw an incredibly long rat tail from behind a rock. She followed the rat tail for about a mile and finally got to the rock. She saw a midget with a golden afro squatting over a pile of berries.
He turned to look at Grace and smiled. "I'm jimmy gonads!" he slurred. Grace knew he was drunk but enjoyed him anyways. "Wanna see my dirty feet? they're really iconic." Jimmy said. He was so psyched to show her his nasty worm feet.
He took off his lesbian sandals and his feet were caked in 8 pounds of dried dirt with dead worms encrusted in it. Grace vomited then clapped. She really liked this man. What a mystery.
