biggest oof of my fucking life

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2d was on his room playing his keyboard when murdoc rudely barged in holding a can of carling.

"oi faceache come here so i can fuck you." murdoc said drunkly.

"sod off murdoc. no one likes you, fucking die!" 2d responded, not wanting to get fucked by the pickle. murdoc then got out the infinity gauntlet and clicked his fingers.

"mr niccals, i dont feel so good..." 2d said. murdoc then did the default dance. 2d disintergrated and murdoc continuted to do the default dance. noodle came in and killed murdoc then she killed herself to be with 2d because of some ship called 2nu or 2dle or some crap i want to die sod off you old goths

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