Where It All Ends

Chapter One The Beginning

One day I saw a Transvestite with some cheese and crackers. The cheese was melted and I hated that! The crackers were stale and smelly like farts. The end! But wait! The fartcrackers were evil! The cheese ate your family, not just the crackers were evil! Moowawawa haha moooo waawaa hahaha mush goo ha muah hoo wahawahahahahaha. A bunch of ants ate your kids faces, arms & legs, and carried the rest of their dead bodies off to their nest to bury their bodies in the sand, right after they sacrificed their heads to the God's Of The Underworlds.

Cheese and crackers took over the world and the ants are now their slaves.

The end forever and ever and ever and ever and ever, no more chapters, no more beginnings just nothing and nothingness forever! The end, the end, the end FOREVER! The end!

Suddenly a genie appeared and granted the cheese and crackers one wish and they wished for the story to continue forever and ever and it did. The reason the genie couldn't grant more then one wish, is because after granting the first wish, he exploded, never to return again. But because the genie vanished, the story did too, never to be seen ever again, the end of the end of every book of this series ever! ...until the magic pixie restored the story and their world and it continued forever, however the ONLY person who could use the pixies wand was the pixie, soon she died and her wand was lost forever! Although, the wand the wand still exists and whether it be broken or lost or found, the power will remain. Then the world ended, awww that's too bad, because the magic of the wand didn't exist. But it did and the world continued forever, no escape! No one ever died again, the world will never end! So go... The story continued forever... And ever... And ever... And ever... And ever... And ever..