𝐘𝐎𝐎𝐍𝐆𝐈'𝐒 𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐑𝐘 [𝐎𝐋𝐃]

Yoongi's Dream

[bad writing skills ahead + crack ]
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darkness, that's what yoongi saw when he started to drift off to dreamland. the place he loves very much. yoongi's dreams were wild, fun, fluffy, and cute, but this dream was the craziest of them all.

"YAH YAH LIL MEOW MEOW" a voice yelled out

"um hoseok? what are you doing on top of a ball a seal is balancing on his nose riding a unicycle?" yoongi said, having a concern mixed with a confused expression "also i'm just gonna ignore the fact you just called me lol meow meow."

"BUT LIL MEOW MEOW! YOU'RE SO CUTEEE" hoseok said jumping off the unicycle that was on a ball, balanced by a seal. hoseok ran over to yoongi, squishing yoongi's cheeks in the process.

"yah! hoseok get off me" yoongi smacks hoseok's hands away from his cheeks.

"omg omg, yoongi lets go to namjohn's wack-stical music house!"

"wait, did you just say namjo- AHHH" yoongi cut his sentence off with a scream, why? because, hoseok somehow has magical sunshine powers to make the- i mean hoseok run super fast while yoongi was flying in the wind, crazy right?

"where here~" hoseok sang, stopping at the funky looking music house

"what the actual fuck is regis place?" yoongi ask eying the music house

"language, anyways this is namjohn's place! amazing, right?"

suddenly a tall male appeared in a mesh lavender top, navy blue disco pants and a matching jacket, also a velvet dark blue top hat "ah, min yoongi, it's a pleasure to see you, my friend" namjoon said, bowing to the shorter male

"NAMJOHN STOP BEING SO FORMAL WITH OUR NEW GUEST, ALSO ITS NOT MIN YOONGI ITS LIL MEOW MEOW!" hoseok yelled, clearly upset.

"oh? my mista-"

"NAMJOOHN!"

"ugh fine, my bad."

"better" hoseok smiled walking inside the wonders of namjoon's music house
yoongi followed hoseok inside, followed by namjoon going in after wards.

"woah.." yoongi said, simply amazed by the different colors and patterns around the music house.

"i know right? namjohn is a interior genius!"

"hoseok?"

"who's that? i only know sunshine hoseok III"

yoongi rolled his eyes "sunshine hoseok III."

"yes?"

"why do we all have these weird names?"

"because, the author of this chapter wanted to create cute and funny names for this chapter of the story!" hoseok beamed

"um, hos- sunshine hoseok III, stop breaking the fourth wall." yoongi sounded disappointed

"wait one last time! this fourth wall break was inspired by some story the author forgot."

"i want to kill myself." yoongi sighed

"don't we all?" namjoon said, chuckling

"am i dreaming cause this can't be real."

"why yes you are! but please don't wake up.." hoseok said, pouting

"no, i am waking up, bye."

"wAiT n-"

yoongi woke up.

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and this is why we don't do drugs kids