Mc parody: I'll make a man out of you "I'll make a recruit out of you"

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((This is a team crafted parody!!!))

(Adam is singing)

Let's get down to business

To defeat the Squids.

Did they send me squid wards

When I asked for men

You're the saddest bunch I ever met

But you can bet before we're through

Mister, I'll make a recruit

Out of you.

Tranquil as a forest

But with lava inside.

Once you find your center

You are sure to survive.

You're a jumpless, poor partcoreless crew

And you haven't got a clue.

Somehow I'll make a recruit

Out of you.

Jason: I'm never gonna catch my breath

Deadlox: Say goodbye to those who knew me

Jerome: Boy, was I a fool in school for cutting gym

Quintin: This guy's got them scared to death

Ian(derp): Hope he doesn't see right through me

Mitch: Now I really wish that I knew how to swim

[men] BE A RECRUIT

We must be swift as the coursing redstone

[men] BE A RECUIT

With all the force of that yellow ore

[men] BE A RECRUIT

With all the strength of a raging wither

Mysterious as the dark side of the stone

Time is racing toward us

'til the Squids arrive.

Heed my every order

And you might survive.

You're unsuited for the rage of war

So pack up, go home you're through

How could I make a recruit

Out of you?

[men] BE A RECRUIT

We must be swift as the coursing redstone

[men] BE A RECRUIT

With all the force of that yellow ore

[men] BE A RECRUIT

With all the strength of a raging wither

Mysterious as the dark side of the stone

[everyone]BE A RECRUIT

We must be swift as the coursing redstone

BE A RECRUIT

With all the force of that yellow ore

BE A RECRUIT

With all the strength of a raging wither

Mysterious as the dark side of the stone

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