Pranking The Prank King

Chapter 15: Threat

"Ew. Gross. That's disgusting"

"You make it sound like I'm dirty or something"

"Well, I wouldn't say you're not dirty"

"Oh please cupcake. I saw it, you were starring at me like I was a meal or something"

"Once again, ew gross. I was only surprised you came here willingly"

"Whatever makes you sleep at night" He rolled his eyes "Come on, I'm giving you a ride home"

"No, thank you. I'm pretty sure I can walk on my own"

"It's either I give you a ride or you give me a ride" he wiggled his eyebrows.

"Once again_"

"Ew gross. Yeah I get it just quit being a baby and get in the car"

"No"

"I'll get you food on the way"

"From where?"

"The new restaurant on t_"

"Then let's move it, boy"

There's no way I was going to say no to food or at least, junk food.

What? I'm only human.

I was the first to get in the car and Dylan got into the driver's seat seconds after I got in. He brought the engine to life and soon, we were driving away from Rochelle's.

"Hey, cupcake. What do you think of me with blond hair?"

"Stupid"

"You mean I look better with brown hair?"

"Nope, you still look stupid"

"Come on, I need your opinion on this"

"Dylan" I sighed "Have I ever ever ever ever complimented you?"

"No"

"What makes you think I'll give you a good reply?"

"Just this once cupcake"

"Who do you wanna dye your hair blond"

"Well, I didn't have anything to do in math class today so I thought of giving myself a new look"

"You could've paid attention, you know. Like a normal person," I paused "Oh wait, you're not a normal person"

"Yeah, I'm a million times hotter than a normal person"

"Or a million times dumber. Who knows?"

"Whatever Cupcake."

"If you want a new look, then dye your hair pink. You looked good when you did it the last time"

I was tired but that didn't stop me from laughing at that.

I just knew how to push the buttons.