I threw a wish in a well
Don't ask me I'll never tell
I looked to you as it fell
But now you're in my way
I'd trade my soul for a piss
A number two would be bliss
I can't take much more of this
Hope no one's in my way
That stall was open
I was really hopin'
For a big unloadin'
Can't you see I'm defecating?
Hey! I just met you
And this is shady
So where's the plunger?
Cuz I'm not waiting
It's hard to shit right
Feels like gravy
So where's the plunger?
This shit's amazing
Hey! I just met you
And this is shady
But I'm not waiting
My ass is blazing!
All of the others stalls
They were taken
So where's the plunger?
This shit's amazing
