D n' A-Biersnop

This Isn't Akward At All...

Danny's POV

"Aaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!",I screamed,rolling off my bunk in the process.I whipped around to see,lo and behold,the man of my dreams.Quite literally.His ice blue eyes twinkled with laughter at my reaction.I scowled at him,majorly pissed off.Oh Danny,who are you kidding?You could never truly be mad at him.

"Bloody fucking hell!What was that for?"I growled.His laughter died a bit,but he almost choked when he tried to talk.

"Y-you-sc-scream-aaahhhh-and-hahahaha!!!"he chortled,rolling around on the floor.I flipped him off,and stood up.My sheets were dry,thank the universe.Leaving him to get his giggles out,I trudged drowsily over to the bathroom.I loved his laugh.It was so low and raspy...God Danny,might as well put on some makeup and a dress.Wait,I use to wear eyeliner.-_-Way to be a hypocrit,Danny.

Ugh!I looked like shit.In front of him!I quickly ran a comb through my gingery blonde hair,brushed my teeth,and of course,put on deoderant.This is as good as it's gonna get I guess.I could stand to lose at least 10 pounds.Fuck Juliet.Skinny ass bitch.What had made him choose her?It was her boobs wasn't it?!?!Those lumps of fat on her chest!They aren't even that big...Shut up Danny!Do you see what you do to me Andy?!?! Ggggggrrrrr!!

After I looked over myself and agreed that I looked presentable,I went to got see what he was doing.Him and James were playing rock,paper,scissors for the TV remote.I swear,he brings out the child in all of us.

"Bout time you came out of there.Why were you in there for so long?You're not Jeffree Star,you know."James snorted.I rolled my eyes.

"James,you don't undertsand.For people such as Danny and myself,it is necessary to take almost as long as a woman when getting ourselves ready.It takes time to look as yummy as us."Andy said in an extremely "gay" voice.Me and James just laughed.Wait,he had basically just called me 'yummy'.Was that a compliment?I sure as hell hope so.

"Was that a compliment?"I asked as casually as possible.

"If you want it to be,baby!"he gushed in a girly voice.I blushed,suddenly wishing my hair were long again,so it could hide my face.They didn't seem to notice though.

"So where are the rest of the guys?," Andy asked.

"Getting something to eat.And to restock on liqour.We're partying tonight." James explained.I groaned internally.More STD riddled whores grinding up against me,and practically undressing in front of me.I know what you're thinking.'Danny,you're life is so difficult.'Note the layers of sarcasm.If you told that to a typical guy,he'd look at you like you were on drugs.A typical straight guy.That's right,secret's out.I'm gay!!

Plus,Andy got even more attention then me.I couldn't blame them.He did perform shirtless.Mmmmm...But I had to fend off those sluts!Calm down,after they have sex,Andy won't even see them again.You're one of his best friends.Cliche beyond belief,I know. But you can't pick and choose who you love.

"Come on Danny,lighten up!It's a party.Tell you what,"Andy said nudging me.I snapped back to reality,(A/N Eminem,teehee) and looked at him,confused.

"What?"I asked.

"No chicks,just me,you,the guys,and shitloads of alcohol!!Whataya think?"he said.Thank the universe!!

"Sure."I answered.He grinned and went back to talking to James,something about pickles and bras.Good,I was safe.For now at least...

Songs:

* Saving All My Love For You-Whitney Houston (Don't judge me.RIP Whitney<3)

* Not The American Average-Asking Alexandria (So stereotypical,I know.)

* Lollipop Luxury ft. Nicki Minaj-Jeffree Star