Truth Or Dare? ✞ kth.jjk

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"As I was saying, Hoseok has no ass and there's no scientific fact that can prove he does!" Jungkook flipped over to his opposite side, "I do have an ass! Why are you even staring at it?" Jungkook flipped over to the other side covering his ears with the cushion.

"Nicki Minaj is quaking!"

"No Nicki Minaj is laughing at your stupid ass."

Jungkook loudly groaned tossing the blanket off and getting slapped with the coldness of the AC. He slid his slides on and casually made his way down the steps where the voices he was catching were becoming noisier. "Hoseok just sit your flat ass down." He overheard Taehyung say before he blatantly hacked getting the attention of all six of them.

Taehyung simply forgot there was an extra person in their group and turned around to face Jungkook. Jungkook's hair happened to be all over the place while he had dried up drool on the side of his face. "What's going on?" Jungkook rubbed his eyes.

"Well doesn't Hoseok have a flat ass?" Jungkook lightly agreed earning a 'yah' from Hoseok. "We didn't mean to wake you up Jungkook. We were just really excited." Jungkook furrowed his eyebrows in confusion tilting his head to the side. "Mr.Bang finally let us go on vacation." Seokjin came into the room passing Namjoon his coffee and plopping himself beside Taehyung. "Really!" Jungkook exclaimed jumping up and down, "Stop jumping you bunny it's only for two weeks."

"Still we will get to go to... where are we going?"

"Hawaii."

"We get to go to Hawaii!"

"Yes, Jungkook now go pack because all six of us already packed our clothes." Jungkook gave them one of his signature bunny smiles ere speeding back up the stairs where he dumped all of his clothes out. "Alright, there's gonna be cute girls," Jungkook chatted to himself taking a pair of shorts and throwing them into the suitcase. "Sunscreen for Yoongi hyung!" Jungkook opened another drawer throwing whatever sunscreen he thought Yoongi wasn't allergic too.

"Okay, I'm done!"

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"Shotgun!!!"

"No, I called shotgun, we were just about out the door-"

"Joke's on you both, I called shotgun when we woke up this morning –"

"You can't call shotgun until you're out of the buildings, this is a known rule, come on guys stop pushing – "

Seokjin, spinning the keys in one hand, watched the chaos from the side as Jungkook, Jimin, Hoseok, and Taehyung argued over who got to sit in the passenger seat of Seokjin's van. Taehyung, by virtue of what Seokjin assumed was extreme determination, had wedged himself into the seat and was clinging onto it for dear life, while Jimin and Hoseok grabbed at his legs and Jungkook tried to fit himself in his lap.

Yoongi had taken one look at the chaos and slid into the very back, where he was probably already sleeping (he'd made his opinion on their chosen start time very clear). The trunk slammed at the rear of the van and Namjoon came around the vehicle, glasses already askew, to announce that they were ready to go – only to pause to better appreciate the pitched battle for the front seat.

"You know," he said, voice just carrying enough for Seokjin to hear over the din of their four friends, "We could probably go back to bed and wait for them to sort it out."

Seokjin did seriously consider this, weighing his keys in one hand. "I don't know," he mused, eyes drifting over the fight, where Taehyung was still valiantly holding on to the seatbelt, "I think Taehyung can take them."

Taehyung, overhearing this comment, looked at Seokjin and beamed. Unfortunately, his grip on the seat also slackened, causing Jimin and Hoseok to pull him from the car and toss him on the sidewalk with a thump. Taehyung let out a cry of outrage (and/or due to a bruised tailbone), Jimin surged towards the aux cord, and Seokjin decided it was time for him to step in.

"Okay, nerds," he called, and the nerds froze in place. Seokjin took a moment to savor his power, then continued: "Simmer down before you break something. I know you can't afford to pay for it."

"But hyung," Jimin pouted (from his position in the footwell, his arms wrapped around Hoseok's leg), "Who gets shotgun?"

Everyone paused to consider this dilemma. Thankfully, Seokjin wasn't the only responsible one of the group. "Hoseok," Namjoon said quietly, "If you sit with me you can share my headphones."

Hoseok considered this, and then stepped back from the fray. Jimin released his leg, immediately turning to stop Jungkook from sneaking closer with an imperious hand. "Sure," Hoseok chirped, and bounced over to Namjoon's side to loop an arm over his shoulders. Seokjin lifted an eyebrow at the two of them, but said nothing as Hoseok proclaimed: "I relinquish my claim to the throne of justice."

However, the problem wasn't solved, something the three youngest of their group were clearly aware of. "Hyung," Jimin repeated, tone bordering on a whine, and Seokjin lifted one eyebrow at him. "We're going to be driving for a long time till we get to the airport," he pointed out. "You can all sit shotgun at some point."

"But what about who gets it now?" Jungkook asked, attempting to scoot into the front seat as nonchalantly as he could. It fooled nobody, least of all Jimin. "The first person in the seat sets the tone for the whole trip!"

"Taehyung, then," Seokjin said briskly, "Then Jimin, then Jungkook alright?"

Taehyung paused in the middle of indignantly rubbing his tailbone to beam at Seokjin once more, his entire face lighting up. The happiness in his face more than made up for the instant complaints from Jungkook and Jimin, and Seokjin couldn't help smiling warmly back. The two of them shared a little moment, basking in the superiority of the front seat, until Yoongi cleared his throat from inside the van.

"Are we getting on the road or what?" Taehyung looked over at Jungkook who was still sulking about being the last to sit in the front and thought for a while. "Hyung?" Seokjin hummed in response, "Jimin could sit in the front, Me and Jungkook will sit in front of Yoongi." Jimin eyes lit up as he embraced the younger in a tight loving hug. "It's no problem Jimin now come on Yoongi looks like he's gonna stab us any minute." Taehyung looked over at Jungkook nudging his side.

"Don't worry Jungkook we're going to have a lot of fun on our little road trip."

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