While I was at McD's, I got a call from Charlie. She said, "Daddy, Mommy pooped herself in the store." I was so mad! She ruined my trip to McDonalds! I said, "Ok, I'll be right there." I left McDonald's, after I got my Big Mac of course! I stomped into the Walmart, to see Amy in isle 7 sitting on the ground with caution, wet floor signs all around her. People were coming through the isle, Gagging as they walked through. I walked up to Amy and told her she was a disappointment. She laughed then said, "Sorry Bob, I was on my way to the bathroom and it just came out." The employees then came over with new pants for Amy, she walked to the bathroom, and changed her pants, then we went home. I think this is one of the best stories to tell our kids in the future!
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The Walmart Poos.
HumorThe Walmart Poos. By: bobduncan4life. One day, my wife was in Walmart, with my daughter and son. I got a call from my daughter while they were at the store that changed everything!!
