Dad: Melanie could you-
Me: Nope
Mom: Melanie go brush your teeth and get-
Me: Nope
Sister: Hi
Me: Nope
Aunt: Get off the computer and go outside.
Me: Nope
Friend: Hey, Mel! How ya doing?
Me: Nope
COMPUTER: H-help me Melanie.... I-I think I have a virus....
Me: *Le gasp!* I'LL HELP YOU!