ITS TIME TO GET UP MOTHERBITCH

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GOOD MORN-

You thought I was gonna say good morning
HAHAH
AHAHAHHH
WELL

..You were right
Good morning ❤️
Today is ma grandpas birthday
And
Everything went wrong
Fuck it's like the ghost of someone's dead aunt named Karen came all the way across the Pacific Ocean just to ruin my day at 9:37 a.m
Hey
Karen
Yea you
KAREN
KAREN YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID
DONT LOOK AT ME WITH THOSE DEAD AUNT ASS EYES
GO BACK ACROSS THE PACIFIC OCEAN WHERE YOU CAME FROM
Like every morning I look to my desk
And my iPod strangely disappears
I look down
And it's on the fucking floor
Every
Goddamn
Time
KAREN
(If any of your names just so happened to be Karen, I'm sorry

((Not)) )
I just
Need to get some stuff off my chest
*inhale*









LEEDLELEEDLELEEDLELEEDLELEEDLELEEDLELEEDLELEEDLELEEEDLELLEEEEDLELELEDLELDELDLELDLELELD-
And it's fucking time for school
Fun
Fantastic
Fan
Fucking
Tastic

*Inhale*
KAREN-

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