Taking Over The World With Cake

Random Filler from ABW Which belongs in Cake

Lets pretend this is a flashback ;D

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A dance off was being made by Bubby-chan. She had nothing else to write for fillers because she got lazy, so she got people in the Land of Cake, and had them to have a dance off.

Bubby-chan's younger brother, Nexin or Nex for short, was competing in the dance off. First was Lisa-hime, Also known as VampireFangx, creator of Welcome to Hell I Mean Naruto. She ruled The Land of Cake with such amazingness, but at the dance off- she put her title aside and danced as a civilian, not the Okashikage.

When she finished everyone clapped and whistled. Roses and all sorts of flowers were thrown onto the stage at the enjoyment of her dance.

"Go Lisa!" Many cried.

"WE LOVE YOU!" A group of girls screamed, holding up a banner.

"Next up! A friend of Bubby's, and an infamous poet , JAY!" The annnouncer yelled.

(Also known in many other names. Jacob, Jake, @YeahBoy )

Jay walked onto the stage shirtless and a large group of fan girls began screaming. This group would put Sasuke AND Gaara's fangirl group to shame.

He snapped his fingers and a shirt magically appeared on his chest as music began playing. He then put his chest fowards and the shirt ripped, causing the fan girls to scream louder and louder.

Dozens upon dozens of flowers were thrown in his direction.

Bubby and Lisa both shook their heads in sync as Jay passed by them.

"Next is Rachel, also known as MonkeyChronicles1010!" The announcer said and everybody in the crowed roared in excitement.

Rachel strutted down the large stage wearing a monkey suit that covered her from head to toe. Her hoodie had a hood that had monkey ears, and on the bottom, a monkey tail. She put her fist in the air with a grin.

"When I say OOH, You say AH AH! OOH!"

"AH! AH!" The crowed roard.

"OOH!"

"AH! AH!" Rachel grinned.

"Lets go DJ!" Rachel yelled and a song began to play.

Rachel danced like there was no tomorow, her feet jumping up and down, dancing like a monkey. This was rileing up the crowed into an energetic frienzy. Suddenly a song began playing in the speakers, floating high in the air. Everyone became quiet, looking around.

"LOOK! ITS A PLANE!"

"NO ITS A BIRD!!"

"NO ITS... Wait. It is a bird... OH NO!"

The bird was eaten by a cat... a rainbow flying poptart cat. And on that cat... was no other then ThatSekCBeast. :D

ThatSekCBeast soon became hungry because riding a flying cat and holding onto it is hard. So she took a bite out of the poptart cat's back.

The cat screamed in pain as it slowly began crashing to the ground.

But before it hit the audience, it exploded into thousands of poptarts and ThatSekCBeast hopped off onto the stage, and pointed to the air.

"BELIEVE IT!" And she scampered off laughing insane.

"...Okay... Next is Bubby-san!" The announcer yelled, and Bubby walked calmly onto the stage, then stood in the middle. Her hand went up, adjusting her glasses, making light shine brightly onto it.

"YOU REMIND ME OF THE BABE!" She suddenly screamed, coming out of character.

"WHAT BABE?" Everybody in the crowed screamed back.

"THE BABE WITH THE POWER!" Bubby threw her arms into the air in a spazz.

"WHAT POWER?!" Everybody threw their hands into the air.

"THE POWER OF VOODOO!" Bubby did a hand jazz as she brought her hands down.

"WHO DO?" The crowed asked.

"YOU DO!"

"DO WHAT?"

"REMIND ME OF THE BABE!"

"DOO DOOT!" The crowed sung two notes and a song began to play in the background. Bubby began dancing and singing like crazy.

"I saw my baby! Trying hard as babe should try! What could she do~?"

And suddenly a shruiken came at Bubby at such a quick speed. Bubby stuck her hand out and caught it easily, her sharp eyes going to the source.

"MAY I INTRODUCE! DAVID BOWIE!!"

And onto the stage came...

Kakashi Hatake.

Singing the song- Dance Magic Dance.

(A/N: Excuse me as I die laughing. This is a refrence from Naruto Abriged :D You hadd to have watched it... Oh. And you thought it couldnt get weirder.)

Soon he magically became a unicorn, and then Fred jumped onto Kakashi's unicorn form.

Fred is the fluff ball made of poop, that's poop is rainbow colored and smells like pink fluffy unicorns, and cotton candy.

"MASH!" Fred screamed at the unicorn he rode. They flew off into the sun and burned into a crisp.

"NOW FOR THE ONE AND ONLY!! JESS!!" The announcer yelled, and Bubby's friend in real life walked onto the stage with shades.

The song Lucifer by SHINee turned on and she danced just like the music video. Tutting perfectly and a light show complemented her moves.

She soon finished and everybody claped like insane.

"And LASTLY NEX!" The Announcer yelled in excitement.

Nex came onto the stage and danced easily to techno music.

Moving his limbs like a robot.

"I THINK WE HAVE A WINNER!!"

And everybody clapped like crazy.

Nex grinned and bowed.

"Thank you!" He yelled.

"AND IN SECOND PLACE... JESS!!"

Another roar of yells and cheers errupted from the crowed.

"AND IN THIRD PLACE... RACHEL!!" Everyone cheered again, clapping like crazy.

Soon everybody calmed down and the Okashikage took her place at the top to congradulate everybody at their win.

"Thank you everyone! I award you all cupcakes! For the cake is a lie. And why is that?"

"BECAUSE YOU ATE IT!!" Stood-chan yelled pointing at Lisa, appearing suddenly upside down from the lighting.

"YEAH!" All of Alone in Both World's readers chourused. Since Anna-chan was too lazy to find and get all the names. But she is very thankful to the people who started reading from the very beggining in Febuary.. c:

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"Spider Guts.." Jess whispered quietly next to Lisa's ears. Lisa on reflex stepped back and punched Jess in the face.

Jess was thrown to the floor in a roar of giggles, ignoring her hurt face. She grinned at Lisa. "I-I'm sorry, but that was priceless." She said and scampered off the stage to glomp Bubby.

THE END!

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You've probably read this already in ABW

just putting it here. :3

-Anna