The protaganist race

oh god here we go

"Goooood evening folks! Thank you for attending the 3 ½rd protaganist contest! We have a shitty but exciting roster of characters with us today! Here they come now in their customized carts!" a litte too enthusiastic blonde exclaimed into her headset mic.

"A quick rundown of the rules!" there was a long moment of static "Everyone got that?? Let's start introductions!"

Kaedematsu sat with his knees to his chest anxiously. "E-Eh? What did she say..?? The audio got cut out-"

"Entry 1! Matsunu Kaedematsu! His cart is the ghost rider! Scaryyyy!"

A girl in a ponytail, was looking anxious. she was sweating as she clutched her own microphone. "Ayee! Here comes Entry 2!" she says suddenly, pointing at Daichi.

Daichi was in his cart, he liked alot of things about his cart expect for the big number 2 painted on the hood. "I'm going to win!" He says with a huff, he was about to say more but his mic got cut off. h.

"Hehehe, what a sidekick-!" uhh idk-- is she okay??

The camera panned to three wheeled motorcycle with flashy blue flames painted on- and some guy with a mullet sitting on it.

"Moving onto Entry 3! Matsunu Shugomatsu! He seems pretty full of himself, yikes."

"I prefer to go by my racer name- THE MULLET BULLET!" he gave a cocky laugh. "Aii.... And Entry 4! Uh.." she had to read the name carefully since it was smudged. "Matsuri Kotemafso!"

A twitchy boy sitting in a small cart with a enormus coffee mug decor (?) sitting on the back. "I-It's actually Mats-su-su-sunu K-Ke-Ken-"

"Ohhh! Entry 5! Best boy is rolling in!! Reijimatsu Matusnu~~" The announcer directed it to a small cart that came in that looked like a throne.

Reiji was sipping red juice as he glanced boredly at the camera that was shown on him. "...Hmp...." He glances away and continued to relax in his throne smh.

The next brother pulled in right behind him and purposely bumped into Reiji's cart.

"Looks like Entry 6 is finally ready after a whopping 37 minutes! Matsunu Yukimatsu! His cart is a.... part of a roller coaster! I wonder how it will run on a mostly flat land race track?"

"Kehehe, I added engines so it don't need any buildup to make it go fast! Much speed!"

Reiji nearly spilled his drink, the race didn't even start but he wanted to push Yuki and strangle the younger brother. he simply hummed, pretending THAT didnt happen.

"Oii! There's Entry 7! Eiichimatsuu Matsuno! What a cute little ride~" The camera was aimmed at the youngest of the bro.

He was driving a small car with a small squeaker as a beeper.

"Beep~ Beep~! I forgot a race was today! I brought some snacks and orange juice!" Eiichi says, taking out his little lunch baggie and showing it to the crowd. hes so fake lmao.

"Awww! Oh wait! Here's Entry 8! He looks extra scary!"

Kuromatsu came in with a cart that had halloween written all over it. "Mwhaahahaaha! I'm going to beat you all!" Keiji pulled up beside with a hum. "I'll do my best but I hope we all have fun~"

"Aren't you supposed to be dead...?"

Kaede glanced back, his fear growing at his competition. Oh and there was Kuro too. But it was the person behind him whom he feared.

"Entry 9! Nowai Hebiko! Making her race debut in her Cobra car~"

The girl had her hair tied up into twin tails to look more moe. She smiled. "I'm gonna become the protagonist so I can marry you all~!" Her giggle turned into a cackle okay that's kinda scary-